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i’d like to issue an apology and retraction for my adoring fans. this post quality is not up to the standard you’ve come to know and love from Alice Roberts, and that’s because it’s a FRAUD. my BITCH WIFE _STOLE_ my phone while i was UNCONSCIOUS. i hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
do not blame her though, she cannot help being unfunny. she has a debilitating condition (she is a woman)