haha you’ve never worked in a restaurant, it’s always like that

THE PATIO IS FULL, THOSE DUMBFUCK HOSTS SAT 3 TWELVE-TOPS AT ONCE, I HAVENT SAT DOWN SINCE BRUNCH THIS MORNING, WE 86’D THE RIBEYE AND NOW SOME OLD FUCK IS MAD AT ME, THE FLOOR IS SLIPPERY AND THE EXPO WON’T TALK TO ME, FUCKING SIMON DIDNT DO PREP WORK ON THURSDAY AND NOW WE’RE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED