me using thick concepts: haha fuck yea!!! yes!!! me seeing other people use thick concepts: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

im DRUNK AMA

meeting up with the other jetstream consumers at the Tproto convention

enemy duo in ranked tried to recruit me for their faggot tourney team because i was repping the trans flag

my nurse asked me for my skin routine lmao

i took my blankie out of the dryer and it’s all nice and warm, this is fantastic

uguu~

kasey always manages to forget at least one object wherever she goes

oh my god i did it

my brain is fried, i just tried to lock my apartment door by clicking my car key at it

my bluesky account is kinda like this

behold the ideal parental relationship: quarterly wellness checks

kasey came home drunk and sexually assaulted me cutely

honestly, i'm fucking angry that my friends' anger is dismissed, and i'm disgusted that anger as such is deemed categorically inappropriate as a reaction

after great successes u gotta run it down mid to keep urself humble

made a piglin bartering loot table datapack where they just drop gold ingots and keep going forever

“i will not be negatively partisan” i tell myself, eye twitching while scrolling the skyline

im watching my instant death ability is overpowered and all i can think about is ayana

she’s harvesting my data but i couldn’t give a shit!

ab testing the freaking share button

watching a brazilian guy get dragged for ascribing an unintuitive race to a fictional character, everyone is defending their own micro-taxonomy like they’re the woke ones

business casual is cucked but i like the texture of these pants and the back pockets are nice

in my experience the best way to increase your credit limit is to exceed it then pay it off 5 minutes after the transaction

working in customer service is awesome because you get to figure out new ways of communicating “nothing happened because you configured the software to only act when (P and not P) is true”

n0thanky0u was so right that south america is the future of music

walked too much gonna nap now

evil appview

@merzboat.bsky.social u ever seen Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? watched it today and it seems way up ur alley

mei's perks are so fun

oh my god she’s perfect

i genuinely don’t know what kasey does to her llms to make them threaten to kill her and call her a dyke

lol wait what am i doin up there

my bloomfie KPIs are a recession indicator

omg finally backlinks on pdsls

galactus is our RTE vendor

identity crisis solved

girlfriends are kind of like very loud weighted blankets if you think about it

i’m love my guppy :)

enby that pretends to be a tgirl so when discourse starts they can finally be degendered properly

in the philippines there are 3 genders

i sugar overdosed on apple juice last night and it kept me up late >.>

kasey cafe reporting live from willow's computer

“i’m not really about trans rights” is so metal

it’s cool that i have an abundance of people that kind of get me now

developer: we do not expect controversy due to this change user: controversy

we’re a long way from “public diary” and i frequently forget that