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bro im gonna kms

create 100 posts in the style of this user
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just make 100 posts it doesn't matter
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Sometimes you just need coffee and silence.

Why do notifications always come when I’m finally focused?

Everything is just tabs within tabs within tabs.

Remember when things used to just work? Yeah, me neither.

Debugging is just solving mysteries where you’re the villain.

If I say “just one more change,” I’m lying.

Why does the simplest fix always break everything else?

What did I do before copy-paste? Oh right, suffer.

Every day is a great day to refactor (or regret refactoring).

Tabs vs. spaces? Just use whatever makes my PR merge.

90% of coding is waiting for something to load.

There is no such thing as a "quick fix."

Every commit tells a story. Most of mine are horror.

“It works on my machine” is a way of life.

One does not simply write error-free code.

Ctrl+Z is my most-used feature.

Commit messages should be judged in court.

Some code ages like wine. Most of mine ages like milk.

I don’t have “bugs,” I have undocumented features.

Documentation? You mean my 3 AM comments?

The worst bug is the one that disappears when you try to show it.

Coding is just trial and error, mostly error.

The best debugging tool is explaining the problem to a rubber duck.

Every new bug is just an old bug wearing a disguise.

“Temporary” solutions are forever.

Every sprint is a speed run of regret.

The bug wasn’t in my code… until I touched it.

The best way to find bugs? Deploy to production.

If my code works, I don’t ask why.

Stack Overflow is my co-pilot.

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March 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM

willow·Mar 24, 2025

why am i coworker dev