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had the full gf experience today: - she’s late for an event, doesn’t know what to wear - can’t make up her mind on plans, eventually decides to have me drive her - i need to get her starbucks on the way - can’t give directions because she’s busy texting, we miss 4 turns

“how should i explain what we are to my friends” is funnier when she realizes she doesn’t even have a viable name or pronouns for me