i think this one has to go too

aight enough of that gay shit

callow am i

you are flawed, but you'll be fine

i think you might be a better writer if you don’t cite your sources

i woke up from dream that mary sent me brainrot zoomer meme gifs as a way to wish me luck and get my attention before some trip but im pretty sure i just stole and modified kaseys personality

i’ll rest up and run it back tomorrow, it’s chill

what a shit prologue

this is my actual favorite enzoreds post tho

need to lay down a bit, i let me head get too full again

okay google what is the life cycle hypothesis

nvm this is the handle

"do you seriously think you would arrive upon this chain of reasoning if you didn’t already believe the conclusion"

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step 1: disallow follows so everyone has to search your profile step 2: change your handle like an asshole

When I was 12, my mother offered me a choice between a big bar mitzvah party with lots of presents or hundred dollars to buy something for myself. I took the hundred dollars and bought a train set, which I coveted. It seemed like a good deal of the time. Perhaps I should have gone for immortality.

i dislike Theory :(

if only that were true

i think i need to read something but i can’t think of who would be helpful

evidence i’ve been slipping

girls when they spend one night alone by their own volition

i feel clean, slept on fresh sheets after a shower

okay mental reset

gimme 5k and 8 months, that should be just enough to pick a cloud provider

arf

anyway i think i might chill out now, still gonna figure out what tho

the greater the distance the more i admire how insightful i was by the end of college, like i was right about all the the things to be skeptical about and resistant to, at least in terms of the anticipated affects.

for when you want to repost something but its against your religion

i kinda hate what passes as lefty or “socialist” because they try to talk policy and are just objectively worse than the policy wonk liberals

i would have socially transitioned by now if kasey didn’t give me a black woman’s name

customer: “waaa waaa show me return on investment” project manager: *throws me under the bus while simultaneously lying* willow (god): i did a demo last week for the exact functionality you said doesn’t exist (to the people CC’d??), here is the email receipts and toolkit i already created

did you know there is a unique transaction status for unmatched $0 payments

you’ve got this genuinely, no sweat for someone like u

35 y/o who age regresses to 31

lol as expected that was kind of a disaster but in a hilarious way

lol wait where do i know that girl from

“the dumbest things i ever said were between 17 and 25” yea me too, tho 25 might be optimistic

i’m wagging my tail so hard i wanna hang w kasey

lol maybe a bit more blunt than i intended

i’m gonna make a terrible first impression today and i think that’s extremely funny

i like my body

that’s cuz the book kinda sucked sorry

i know i cry a lot about everything and that kasey still has some reservations about the visit but im just really looking forward to seeing hailey again

wherever i go, i promise to be the guy that inexplicably finds a way to break ur tech