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i literally love the atrioc jerome powell press conference reviews
*video buffers*
“your third mandate should be a working tech stack”
“the economy… it’s moving along”
“i’ve never seen him so depressed, this what you say when you’re suicidal”
“i’ve never seen him so down on the economy”
chatter: “he’s quiet quitting”
“when unemployment starts rising it always always always always spikes up, it never stays flat… why is the chat saying 1967? like sure it kind of stayed steady for a moment but then it spiked right aft- oh i’m so stupid you’re just saying 67 cuz you’re twitch chatters”
“the cuban missile crisis was not poggers” type shit
(this is what he’s normally like for reference [keeping in the notif because i think it’s funny])
i didn’t even laugh like i’m literally kasey gremlinmode trolling in ur dms how is this interpreted positively