hello paul fraezee please tell me if my mutes were accessed by the evil ddoser (taliban, presume) tghat tattacked yesterday. was t old prviate data was private. very concenred !!!
bro i got clocked so hard 😭
coworker is talking about rust and asks if i'm familiar
"nah, i only learned a bit when my girlfriend was into it"
then this smug bastard just wryly smiles and says "yea that makes perfect sense" and starts laughing
?????
im any/all except if you they/them me you're a coward and/or being respectful of my ambiguous presentation and if you she/her me you're hugboxing me and/or inducing gender euphoria and if you he/him me you are choosing the correct/desired contextual option and/or misgendering me
i'm coworkers with a guy who just discovered Programmers Are Also Human and he keeps saying things like "LGTM 🔥" and "in the 90s we would do this with a one-liner in perl" despite having no dev experience