re-reading aristotle makes me hate undergrad courses on him so much more

people are really out here drafting business proposals in arial

variably romantic

day 3271 of wishing iphones could play multiple audio sources

americans are a deeply ugly people

usually my gratefulness for reliance arises in contexts that are a lot more mediated and indirect, but i am always overcome by the feeling when others perform service work for me

I WATCHED A GROWN MAN PURCHASE WIFI AND SCROLL JANGLY KEYS INSTA REELS ALL FLIGHT

peeked at someone’s messages: “seattle has lots of liberals and i cannot” “worse than portland?” “portland is a shithole” chat do you think he’s a socialist or

i feel like breastfeeding would tickle like crazy

nuh uh i have one fear

cool we landed time for wave 2

you got a fella feelin obsequious 😳

killow

cobalt meowing de came in clutch when yt-dlp couldn’t 🙌

we love a last second gate change

the little moments of kindness between strangers are precious

i like seeing younger people traveling alone too, they’re all so pretty

like the sparse and mindful feedback, i wasn’t sure at first

there is something super funny about gooey posting llm convos after alienating all his friends

as we landed i watched 4 people turn off airplane mode to start doomscrolling vertical video i think we’re cooked as a society

i’m a feed completionist, because i scope my feeds appropriately

if i ever get married im not wearing a ring

no ca$h demos are so peak dude

airplane audios are really lovely

i saw the pic before taking off and was like “WTF EM WOW”

freudian slips are outdated, psychoanalysis must modernize to autocorrect typos

i’m starting to think my posts aren’t gonna make it from this wifi

taking hrt is one of the most performative male things you can do

i like that the replies tab has optimistic writes visible before the rest of em

literally what a fascinating guy, only imessages and chatgpt in a folder on his home dock

get ready, i’ve got a backlog of posts about to come thru

to the guy sitting next to me in a sport coat and jeans making a board of directors powerpoint: pack it up bro you’re in 23C and ngmi

less sanguine these days but i’ll still allow myself some joy

there’s this 50yo guy with his wife at my gate that’s doing clinical workflows with a triple monitor laptop

i’m the most docile and compliant little guy i’m so good at going through airport security

i was watching this pilot vid once and MSN came up and he made fun of it as rinky dink and that no one knows about it

who up spacing they repetition

i won’t have business attire if this happens but who cares tbh, it’s an analyst trip

probably a mistake but i decided to take it with me this time. not to work but maybe i can pop over to denver directly and save myself a day of flying

sexual dimorphism is crazy

maybe kasey was right this tiktok shit is inspirational

what ever happened to demiboys

wallet is mocking me :(

chaining 4 surge protectors is not a “fire hazard” babe

so many accidents on the road today

wtf apple you can’t call her that!

on the bright side, now i get to play more wagie tuesday

alright i don’t think we’re making it today lmfao

alright i’m not feelin the second delay as much lmao

saw his facecam today