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i predict my death will be caused by my tendency to curl up in a ball under the covers when one day i seal it too perfectly and cut off the oxygen supply
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“hemming and hawing” is such a southern american phrase
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one night on asian fetishist tiktok and i’m already getting vids in raw mandarin and vietnamese
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performative enby
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i accidentally she/her’d a xe/xer today

coworkers who have seen me naked: 1 i must increase this before i get fired
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“‘empiricist’? isn’t that just a slur for autistic repressors?” “dwight you ignorant slut”


chat is this real
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three years into employment and i’m finally kinda figuring out how credits work
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when it came time to throw bricks through that starbucks window you left me all alone


ain’t it true
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jersey club was invented by a furry victim of hypno therapy
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developers do not exist, features just fall out of the sky

today i will learn more that i ever wanted to know about DNBI

i often like headphones but i don’t enjoy wearing these ones all day

rainy early mornings in autumn are so lovely
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friendship ended with atproto openalex is my new best friend

repo as microservice
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watch this i’m about to go roly poly mode

did you know that ollie is the only person who got me something for my birthday this year, and probably the only person i would have received anything fondly from
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i still think atproto kinda has a hard problem with referencing canonical data that doesn’t have an aturi
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i almost decided to stay late at work again but came to my senses

pig squeals are so rad
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i think there's something extremely funny about "i haven't really talked to you for months but i'm inviting myself over for a week and even after that i don't really want to message you but i'm still eager about the trip and about seeing you"
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i like when my cheeks get a little flush

my underconfidence, aversion of appearing unintelligent in front of others, or shifting work onto others leads to me being really slow to blaming the code
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me leaving my DBT therapist’s office disappointed after she once again failed to assist me in completing the system of german idealism

evagirl 1 & 2 still makes me cry
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this just in: boris does not use the pronouns labeler

you could atproto this but i like the anonymity because academia tends to be this ugly pecking order thing you could do like “we’ll spin up a repo for IP address” but you’re kinda forcing it at that point
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academic journals should have anonymous imageboards where each article is a thread
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i’m not gonna be able to relax at home so i might as well just wage more and listen to ollie music


“you’re enough” i reassure my anxious gf anti-universalist pragmatist gf mindful of the contingencies of history: “i appreciate the use of a ‘satisfactoriness’ concept but without contextualizing, it doesn’t mean much. please enumerate all circumstances of adequacy”
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lmao what is this booty call
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demo with a music video

korean boys with earrings
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i'm realizing i have made shockingly little progress on the science wars
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lol cute i had a wordpress account
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holy shit its marxist william gillis
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