bro everything is on fire 😭 wagie account save me

all the things i want to say don’t belong here

i’ve got a wolf’s mouth

bobby pins are op

evidently i’m more spent than i thought, somehow it’s still not enough

pasue

gleeby2

gleeby

ATTENTION: Rat dot mom is down due to a SERIOUS meteor incident ‼️⚠️❗️

hey check this out

related: now that like notifications for reposts are a thing, i'm going to do the thing where i click into a reply before liking so they don't get the attribution

we need to develop ever-subtler mechanisms of indicating approval. "liking" your post? how brashly indelicate

articulating what i believe takes so much effort and time, and for what? i already know it

i'm more pissed the more attention i pay to each citation aaaaaaa

lowkey i'm alright with the eevee blog. even tho there's plenty to take issue with in any of the individual statements and the splash of dan olson is zzz, the ethos is chill. i'm largely sympathetic to the attitude it expresses

i lost one of the volume buttons of my phone case in tennessee so now im raw dogging it and this guy is so slippery

i'm 24 now

i had very little alone time on my trip so i'm happy i finally got to listen to music today

bitcrush me daddy

they got him too

idc i fuck with abbey glover

literally me

zeppelin is awesome for interacting through the block, you get to play singleplayer bsky like god intended

posted from red dwarf

i have so many things left to tell you, so i hope you’ll let me

i hope you don’t tell me about the next one

i knew you wouldn’t like that post btw, but only immediately after i posted it

nothing feels like exploration with you, but not in a comforting way

this repository is unreachable :)

i like when chloe talks to me

bag got checked, hope i don’t miss my connection

i’m like really tired accly, i think i might catch up with everyone in a day or two after i get home

thank you for never becoming my

i love running untested code in prod

ten, you're selfish nine, you're jaded eight, the dumbest guy i’ve dated seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked only six seconds and i had to fake it five, you're toxic four, can't trust you three, you still got mommy issues two years of your bullshit i can't undo

i burned all your pictures to keep warm thought i should call to let you know

actually feel v nauseous this morn, only had one beer last night but the drive is not friendly

me, blocking everyone i follow

i want to curl up with a french girl running her fingers through my hair

lowkey tho i’m on top of my shit so far, i’m good at it there’s just a lot

i left the hotel at 5:30 and finally just got back at 20:30 i’m not cut out for this shit lol

the hospital i’m working at has an ai art portrait of obama as a child and im not sure how to feel about that

tireless abnegation

rancid city tbh

i’m okay being earnestly lackluster for you