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it’s fun momentarily adopting others’ framing and metaphors sure it’s not True, but it might yield something compelling
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number-one-warned is the new mytruckparking

“do you ever get the number of days in a year confused with the number of degrees in a circle”

i love my autistic minecraft movie ass wife

more earnestly, i feel soft and small rn and im glad i can share that with you
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watch2gether dates are goated



i realized it was over for me when she casually dropped ‘prefiguration’
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when i die my only request is that all my voice memos and dms and internet history are compiled into something that resembles laingame.net

resisting the urge to restart my caffeine dependence

your pedagogical ideas suck for the education of normie users
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scraping your blobs before our first date
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kasey is making twitter alts now apparently
Alison @TradWife2049.1d
I have cheated on every boyfriend I have ever had.
It's ethically justifiable in almost every case and offers many positives.
Read the thread and think about why cheating on your significant other might be good for you.

https://x.com/tradwife2049/status/1906440283698663924


one of the coolest things i’m experiencing rn is relationships that are not entirely on my own terms
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one of my favorite parts about meeting new ppl is when they notice i have earrings and compliment them

i have so much more i want to say to you
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i anticipated novelty but emerged with a sense of familiarity and resonance

bite mark bruises: reapplied
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i dreamed about holding hands with you on a train back home
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calling me autistic and kissing me harder >>>>>>>


watching someone draft skeets is fascinating

i don’t care how many times you break up with me, i’m not moving in with you!




if your house doesn’t have 3 copies of the phenomenology of spirit i don’t wanna know u
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there’s something adorably yaoi about truckers and rough midwestern men being nice to me

dedi test does it wrap good????? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

i'm pretty sure we don't have any actual code it's just infinite wrappers
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bro wdym “the wiki local/offline access tool is no longer available. the site is highly available so an offline version should not be necessary” i wanna grep ur shit dawg i’m so tired of this intern-coded search bar


someone just reacted to my message with “OREO Yum” and i think im gonna have a Ted K moment
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i should take a nap i’m so eepy



okay ngl she cooked me

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just saw a coworker use “👍🏻” in the wild and ngl that feels like a hate crime

i’m in the t4t sweet spot of being physically a man still if you’re into that but enough of a bitch that you can pretend if you’re not
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i’m really happy rn and i can’t focus and life has been blurry in a good way lately
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