freudian slips are outdated, psychoanalysis must modernize to autocorrect typos

i’m starting to think my posts aren’t gonna make it from this wifi

taking hrt is one of the most performative male things you can do

i like that the replies tab has optimistic writes visible before the rest of em

literally what a fascinating guy, only imessages and chatgpt in a folder on his home dock

get ready, i’ve got a backlog of posts about to come thru

to the guy sitting next to me in a sport coat and jeans making a board of directors powerpoint: pack it up bro you’re in 23C and ngmi

less sanguine these days but i’ll still allow myself some joy

there’s this 50yo guy with his wife at my gate that’s doing clinical workflows with a triple monitor laptop

i’m the most docile and compliant little guy i’m so good at going through airport security

i was watching this pilot vid once and MSN came up and he made fun of it as rinky dink and that no one knows about it

who up spacing they repetition

i won’t have business attire if this happens but who cares tbh, it’s an analyst trip

probably a mistake but i decided to take it with me this time. not to work but maybe i can pop over to denver directly and save myself a day of flying

sexual dimorphism is crazy

maybe kasey was right this tiktok shit is inspirational

what ever happened to demiboys

wallet is mocking me :(

chaining 4 surge protectors is not a “fire hazard” babe

so many accidents on the road today

wtf apple you can’t call her that!

on the bright side, now i get to play more wagie tuesday

alright i don’t think we’re making it today lmfao

alright i’m not feelin the second delay as much lmao

saw his facecam today

nvm i got delayed lol, that works great tbh

pov

i am cutting everything really tight today lol

unbelievably tempted to take the worktop with me

i should probablyyy get a rental considering there are 5 ppl but fuck it, i’ll just uber when i land in denver

yoo the reg advisor they booked for this trip is pawsome

you’re soooo young

ya girls on prog

157lbs is funny considering the places i’ve gained weight

i got a bunch of books when i helped prxr move, everything from aToJ to a unix textbook in half english half mandarin

i’m excited i can’t sleep

:)

for the record i am a fantastic communicator this is not my fault, i sent dates and flight plan screenshots plenty of times !

dumbass with disappearing messages:

there’s something really nice about shaving and scrubbing and clipping and conditioning and skincare-routining all at once, i’m so clean

i think i will do this tmrw, im pretty wiped out tonight

i look p cute in band tees

people underestimate the shapes that narcissism can take

the easiest way to eternalize my respect for you is to reject me

my constituent pieces don’t fit together so well anymore

i should probably pre-pack for both of these trips, huh

not fit for presentation

okay consider this: bluesky releases an opt-out on-by-default !hide moderation label for alt accounts that you can self-apply, and a moderation list of people that opt-out so you can block them

i work at the most scuffed “big tech” org