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customer: hey can we flip this switch us: pls do not, it fundamentally changes how the system works and takes several months to transition customer: okay we set it in prod, good to close
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i really do need a wagie account

you wouldn’t get it joker png

sitting immobile at a computer for 10 hours kicks ass when it’s voluntary and sucks shit when it’s not
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i can’t find that one willow post that goes “i hope i get blood clots and die”
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lol i have a confidence problem.
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spent the last couple days stressing over troubleshooting a few tickets going way more in-depth than necessary (peeked into enough black boxes for a lifetime), and when i finally got on a call with the customer everything worked first try
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never trust a user when they say they performed a workflow correctly

i’d love nothing more 🩷

honestly i’m just glad they didn’t forget about the poor guy
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i’ll take some temporary egregious bugs if it means they finally fix the other ones


i had to search from:me domain:youtu.be to find this bc i was too lazy to get out of bed and grep my repo for borgar king



i love that every time shizu and i interact he decides hes had enough of the internet and deactivates


i'm allowed to whore my past self out in a hypothetical

i found the original pic and i was actually 15 so i'm like legal in france right

it doesn't matter what gender i am, you're always trying to make me transition
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mtftmtftmtftmtftmtft...



(get it? it’s a callback to bsky.app/profile/di.z...)

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i don’t mention them too much but they were really important to me for a while

it’s actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
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lemon boy and i are gonna live forever :)

i should really clean those up probably





jk i'm actually listening to this, but its similar vibes. i love melancholy dudes taking themselves too seriously



im sure i’ll make it back sooner or later :3
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let me know when you want me and i'll make the time <3

violet forcefem goes crazy

remind me to stay off injections

can’t believe you’re more woke than me