btw this was me 5mo ago, touching bsky data for the first time. i didn’t know anything about the api (or atproto for that matter) so i just went scrounging around in the network tab of devtools

typical man behavior i think

congrats on the influx of users bsky, we have now reached a critical mass of p-zombies

unfortunately i’ve been outed as a mary (and julie gravestone) orbiter

getting dressed for my lucrative tech job

just saw the term “anorexia survivor” and lol, lmao

idk what mood i’m in but it’s kinda uncontrollable for me, im talking too much sorry i want my anxiety disorder back

daily reminder that i am in fact a right-winger

there have been several instances lately where i just completely fail the quick time event when making small talk and humiliate myself

i think one of the biggest changes that i somewhat miss is ult gen rate, like it kinda completely changes the dynamic bc you can tempo ult a lot more aggressively, and it feels like more characters have macro expression in that way

im glad the dataset got my bangers

btw dan you're an asshole for accidentally activating my philosophy 'tism when you knew damn well i had work tomorrow

it’d be fun to meet up with bloomfs and drink

my life has gotten a lot more miserable this year

one of the many reasons i enjoy wittgenstein is that he articulates one elaboration of hegel's dictum: "philosophy arises when life has lost its unity" www.marxists.org/reference/ar...

"Where language is perceived to be the site of progressive action, action is taken in language. Actions taken in other spheres can become less urgent and less necessary."

SEE I TOLD YOU

today i will be live-skeeting philosophical investigations

one of those days

my fav part abt this is that while it’s accurate that it’s categorically untrue (PDS != relay), the part he focuses on (rightly, because it’s the point being made) is not qualitative but quantitative

“ok fuck it we’re doing a denpa vlog” WE HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

cr1tter rapping about her dick goes so hard more girls should do that, cis or otherwise

Great vegetables.

paul’s cat is so much prettier than kasey’s fuckass creature

lol i was wondering why my weather app was always so cold

ok so i start estrogen and immediately get into a car accident. coincidence?

i was able to power it back on for just enough time to not get stuck outside my friends apartment

brat vinyl

so fun fact, my phone died on the phone with insurance

someone crashed into my car lol

ah shit my phones gonna die

quoting for visibility on this important post.

some coworker wouldn’t believe me when i told him how something worked. i emailed a 20y tenure dev with the hopes of getting a quick “fuck off, duh” gut check reply, which i got. nice, mission accomplished. THEN THIS MORON REPLIES WITH A COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUESTION

bus......my such big bus ......

i love how me and my bloomfs use threads to their full extent by spawling into a bunch of unrelated bullshit in each reply chain

every time i get a stray interaction here i pray that it doesn’t get traction again before they fix it

bro we are never escaping petit bourgeois artisanal anarchism 😭😭

lolll why does the @ face render all droopy

could you imagine how hype it would be if hailey had simply replied to nemo: "fuck off retard" it would have been the greatest day in bsky history

weeeeeeee

this relationship is so funny

chat what christmas gifts should i ask my parents for

reminder that marx didn’t have a LTV

i don’t know if i’m ready but you’re acting so petty she said what’s the problem i said there’s too fucking many i don’t know if i regret it i wish i could forget it but if i said i love you then you know i fucking meant it

i told a doctor i was not sexually active today

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tbh i get it, if i was one of 25 contract workers and our third party vendor sent eight whole cases to review, i'd Ctrl+A ban too. #worklifebalance

me: *sucking on kasey’s water bottle in the sabrina carpenter pose* kasey: “there’s no water in there dipshit”