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alice roberts

alice.dreary.dev

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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.


oh that's weird, likes can display wrong

diza based wow

i was overthinking it, i just assumed there would be more checks in place for cid but whatever 😭


alice has been found alive in baguio.


it’s spoopy szn so i decided i’d stick around as a ghost just for u



ok i lied this is actually soap irl

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that’s my goat, reborn inside a small chinese woman’s body

it would kinda go hard… you could start beef with the emoji tripfags like 🧖❌❣🖕

i know it might be against the ethos of the whole thing but i still think it’d be interesting if we could reply to the crossposts


spoilers!! i haven’t made it that far i don’t know the rules of parkour champions

sending u to parkour prison for this post

things like this make life worth living
taco faggot anna

whether or not there is an in-between option depends on the context i’m chill with you, just refollowing on my new account feel free to block or not, reply or not, i don’t really mind either way i like you, even when we disagree


me when i use one of my allotted characters: 𓀐𓂸


are you a parkour noob or a parkour master
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soap the kinda guy to sell you a double layer house in exchange for a ladder jump






literally 9/11 and im not trolling

i'll tank the yelp review so that you can live the rest of your days with the hunk of your dreams ❤️ yw


be glad i censored myself then because the original was way more unhinged
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he's a vulgar egalitarian with no taste and needs about twenty thousand more spoonfuls of nietzsche


talk yo shit king 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
The ambivalence of the retarded listeners has its most extreme ‘expression in the fact that individuals, not yet fully reified, want to extricate themselves from the mechanism of musical reification to which they have been handed over, but that their revolts against fetishism only entangle them more deeply in it. Whenever they attempt to break away from the passive status of compulsory consumers and “‘activate’” themselves, they succumb to pseudoactivity. Types rise up from the mass of the fetarded who differentiate themselves by pseudoactivity and nevertheless make the regression more strikingly visible.
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chat can we gas up the gay post and ignore the straight one

soap what is your type

correct and true and engels was right to be unhinged about it
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the reason y’all have bad politics is that you still believe in the law of identity
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no i will not elaborate


anytime someone says bonjour i get vietnam flashbacks from the theatre production of beauty and the beast i was in during middle school