i mean this with 100% i mean this with 1000% there is nothing more attractive than a woman wearing sweatpants and an oversized sweatshirt with no makeup on

nothing could prepare me for the day i found out that my deep south customer contact was actually an openly gay man

i think it’s very funny that a lot of peoples utopian politics unknowingly just come back to the yeoman farmer

sorry i’m like very bad at talking to people

the most wild part of watching anime is when the OP or ED plays and you're like holy shit i've been listening songs that have sampled this for years

tech support jobs are fun because customers will come to you like “hey i saw the instructions you painstakingly handheld me through with screenshots, but decided to do something else instead, and that didn’t work. what gives?” and you just have to sit there and smile

@web.witchy.mom o7

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spreading misery is actually the most compassionate thing one can do

new tier of gooner brainrot unlocked: minecraft with window transparency while a nukige visual novel autoplays underneath

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did i ever tell y'all about the time i went on a bumble date and they stormed out early because i defended AI art

@eris.pet did you know about this

yknow what’s actually fucked up? it would actually be so OP to bring up that i have a gf to 1) establish i am interested in women 2) at least one woman trusts me 3) subtly prompt for reciprocation of relationship status but it doesn’t work bc it implies monogomoid (and clarifying poly is creepo)

im so fucking embarrassed dude im gonna kms i hate being stupid i hate being incapable of reading i hate being so nervous that i speed through things and fuck up fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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motherfucker i got a second 550 i’m gonna kill the united airlines ceo and then myself

the CRJ550 is a terrible aircraft

i’m gonna need to make an edsky acc after this trip to post my fatphobia

everyone keeps pestering me and asking if i’ve eaten, tho i spose there’s nothing else interesting going on so i can’t blame them

one of the main reasons i’m bad at small talk is that i am incapable of speaking about the contingent with those i don’t trust

10 trillion unforced errors

dinner with 7 middle aged coworkers is so doomed i wanna go home

i look so stupid in a button-up

we land in arkansas and the first restaurant we go in is playing gospel music this is gonna be one hell of a trip

about the spend the next 3 hours sitting by The Most Southern Man and my feed looks like this

texas is really hot dude

my laptop battery only lasted an hour into my (first) flight poor guy could not handle 4x speed 1080p

yay my thumb spewed a bunch of puss and blood and now it feels better

remember to thank the salarymen in your life

i had never used the pronoun labeler before today but i’m starting to see why yall like it so much

i was turning youtube pink years before these schmucks got the idea

everyone recommend me media to download for my flight pls

important things happening on the bluesky smp