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i had long hair as a kid and one time the cashier asked my mom “and does your daughter want a girl toy with that?” and i was glowing with joy for the next week
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rare day of feeling like my body is really attractive ^-^
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me 6 months ago: haha what a tiny little screwdriver, this is surely useless, i’ll throw it away me trying to remove a m.2 screw today: :(
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enough is enough. f soyciety.
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my eyes hurt so much >.> i’m tired
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to every website that adds bullshit to the url of links when i click the share button: i wish you a very nice kill yourself :)
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i can’t believe she criticized me for using high dpi when her mousepad is the size of a coaster

this is incoherent because it’s not like i spent much of my weekend immersed within what would traditionally be called the wired but mondays feel like returning to meatspace

90% of online arguments are people confusing ∀ for ∃ and vice versa

a thread of me searching “anime” in my diary
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ok google, how to develop immunity to cat allergy

revisiting one of my favorite videos and sharing with the class
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girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI
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therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

feminism ruined egirls
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you can't make this up
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what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down
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wow i'm surprised, first time without a strike in a year, and i'm on track to drop the terrorism warning now too a paragon of virtue i am (cucked advertiser-friendly sellout)
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biggest self report all time

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i want to feel sought after


hyperlink rot is genuinely terrifying and depressing

holding her in my arms again makes my heart feel full


torrential thunderstorm would be so comfy if i didn’t have to drive in it

i feel like i’ve been posting my heart out but then girls will make a new account and be on track to surpass me in 2 weeks
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we find ourselves in a precarious predicament: the current social world is evil because it realises inhumanity rather than humanity, and it is so deeply delusional that we cannot even conceptualise or imagine what realised humanity would consist in.
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boys will literally just smile at you in the hallway like hshdbdkjahsbs stop being so lewd or you’ll have to take responsibility!!

male upbringing failed me in so many ways; i’m deficient or incompetent at a whole host rather basic skills
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good news: i got all my energy out by reading a book in one sitting just like the old days bad news: i may have overexerted myself and exacerbated the fatigue issue
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classic relationship escalator friends -> lovers -> coworkers

i like getting messages from lil itch.io ppl every so often even if i have no intention of engaging with the new stuff nice to be reminded that the indomitable human spirit marches onward

listen to 240bpm tracks on 3x speed to unlock your third eye
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shuffle shuffle shuffle i have the best taste in music
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what’s up with notifs being somehow more jank than they were before

holy shit i took caffeine and i think my heart is going to explode lmfao
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dressed in my boy outfit to help me weather the storm that is today
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evil neuro-sama gives ancass vibez

just watched a clipdump with fancams interspersed and it’s so good
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somewhere along the line i got it in my head that requesting clarification was cringe and embarrassing and now i just live my life in a perpetual state of confusion and end up humiliating myself even more


most emotionally stable retard faggot all time