today is second bed day that means it's the best day everrrr

im writing tonight off as recovery time so i can do fun things tomorrow all fresh

do you think there are more cool people out there on the internet

sara is so real

nvm i had to be careful but i got there

they/thems are (usually) not trans and should (usually) shut the fuck up

i felt motivated to touch myself for the first time in quite a few months and it hurt too much so i stopped

eloge would be great because then i could codify that ive made these posts for three people

this is a great strat, i get to say something poorly on an alt and wait for the competent people to make it coherent publicly

HOW WAS I THE FIRST GUY CAUGHT BY THE NEW ONE

at proto dev community: have you seen the latest office 365 features??? holyyy

after this recent batch of drama, "not everything needs to be on protocol" has really caught on. what a worthless truism.

pathlib has the most elegant truediv impl

for like two hours i sat at my desk with headphones on but instead of playing anything through them i listened to music from my phone speakers

i think i just have a very poor memory for things i don't care about

i wrote out a big ass email but i'm gonna wait to send it until i can talk to dustin tomorrow

why are we pushing feature adoption for unreleased features lol

boss gets a $18200, i get a dime

ears >>>>>> tits

do you wanna keep trying?

last night i unlocked a new voyeuristic fetish of observing two people flirting in their non-dominant language so i can listen in

real brave take for someone right about here

in my dreams, even if otherwise varied, there is this recurrent motif of going to the boys bathroom where getting in involves climbing through a narrow and inclined space and im worried ill get stuck

okay maybe ill moderate my take, we should have a hiatus on healthcare for a decade and then we can have m4a

lol i was tired so my speech meandered a little but it was nice

i'm learning more about french and french-lite politics than i ever wanted to know

j*liet x r*dy, 2026 (colorized)

I'm still stuck on this, like how am i supposed to explain that only hospitals in dubai are allowed to post refunds as negative payments

"i am going to murder your firstborn and commit a school shooting if you don't let me post a negative credit adjustment instead of a positive debit adjustment"

that went so much worse than i could have imagined 😭

maybe it's placebo but having my pds like 3 miles away feels very snappy

if i like a reply it feels rude to not like the root as well

IT WAS MINERAL AGAIN

oh my god my meeting schedule is so annoying today

having access to gobs of phi is insane, click one button and you're flashbanged by this poor girls not-quite-osteoporosis levels of bone density

i had a dream my eyes got ugly again and i don't want that is all

im being dramatic it's not so bad, just an inconvenience

obri riffing on: concerned only when he will be able to escape to the scanty and monotonous leisure of industrial society, in which he 'kills time' by cramming in as much time-scheduled and mechanised enjoyment of cinema, radio and newspapers as his wage packet and his tiredness allow

okay its kinda not funny, my sleep is really bad and interrupted after work i want to recouperate and socialize and do my own pursuits but that's hard when work is demanding more and more of me

im annoyed, im struggling to find this track and i can't get the lyrics right

transparently this post was an exercise in public humiliation so I'd be forced to look into it again out of shame

every strong couple needs a special activity only they do together. for me and kasey, it's looking up the racial demographics of first names we know

im kind of like if a dunder method was transmogrified into a shota who experienced twink death

oh my god bruh i reset it to the wrong thing, i hate the android password keyboard

the strongest pdsls soldiers are those who create records on mobile

i will never get tired of this track - girl who is 3 days from getting tired of this track

overstayed my welcome with kasey but i missed her and that was nice

hello rat dot mommer nation

im gonna take prog and see kasey

pseudoqueers are way more anal about pronouns than any trans woman i have ever met