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nothing makes me feel more like a gay man than shaving my balls and ass

corpo work is kind of just a cup shuffling game of responsibility

this zoomer white girl serves millennial leftist the old fashioned way

feeling saline & saccharine

the names dreary. dreary nightcore shoegaze.

kasey is smart and clever and i respect her a lot

is there a way to tell gboard no really stop randomly capitalizing bullshit when ive already explicitly told you not to
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is it endearing or embarrassing when you realize you're parroting things someone said ages ago
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a kademlia lexicon day



incredible copypasta just dropped
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there's something about getting stabbed in the mouth for an hour that really tires me out
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my officemate took down their black lives matter poster, woke is over

home infusion for dogs


playlists allowing duplicate insertions but being idempotent on removal is like the worst pairing
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the boy with curly hair wasn't as confused as he made himself out to be

i fw its deletion tbh, overdue in some ways and i hope it helps you clear your head
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kasey makes me giggle lots, i love her so munch

i think i just need to be more careful about the implications of my emotions, and not to trick myself or others into interpreting them as unconditional or permanent
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do you wanna call sometime? i miss you
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there's too much derision in the world and i know it's often necessary but it still hurts to see
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i deactivated my other bsky accounts and moved the public discord app off my home screen in an attempt to chill out a bit on social and i folded immediately

i gotta stop recreating records and just deal with the typos, someone always likes it before i can fix them

the annoying thing is when you finally get on the call you're just their emotional support animal / therapist, and not even anything juicy
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i should go on a run or something my joints feel miserable after sitting so long


relationship anarchist turned object oriented programmer finds new reason to hate tight coupling

every analyst in the world desperately needs to meet with me on their high priority ticket that needs to be moved into production tomorrow

once you start noticing the pointer cursor you can't stop, it bugs me now
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okay fine kasey was right im on the edge of regressing a little. gotta not be a capybara
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im not smart or disciplined enough for kasey strats and am thusly punished with the evil parking lot
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i'm so happy she messaged
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i should make more red bean paste dishes again

okay i'm sleep deprived and making poor choices

i think i'm more okay with the state in the abstract than i have previously been

some people are genuinely retarded with money
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of course, i figured i'd give you the thrill of imaging someone going through the effort like that

everyone asked about you is very similar to rainer maria and i think i really like their sound and themes

okay i need to slow my pace a bit, it's not healthy for me
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you should be able to alias the feeds you pin so you don't have to deal with the names operators choose
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antiandrogens are highkey evil and also unnecessary
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oh no i don't want to be awake

can y'all post more i'm trying to derust my replyguy skills

if nobody got me olaren dot dev got me