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kasey got her wisdom teeth removed and it turns out her base state is being virulently homophobic to me
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why did i delete this
meow_d @xn--i2raaaaaaaaaaaaa... • 9m
she/her
live willow orgasm update...

willow@dreary.dev •3m
willow orgasm heatmap and it's like before october 2024: twice a month (except for that one month i found some realllly good VNs)
after october 2024: tumbleweeds

january 18, 2025
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“how can we charge a copay to an uninsured patient?” pick a struggle bro you can’t be evil and retarded


i’m not waiting for clout

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View in bsky.app
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sometimes i’m reminded of the horrors of Alt and ALT
bluesky social-app prefixes gif alt text with a different string depending on the source (tenor or user). when gif embed posts are shown, the alt text is parsed to check for this prefix. if a user created it, the alt text is displayed. otherwise, it is not.

// Kind of a hack. We needed some way to
distinguish these.
const USER_ALT_PREFIX = 'Alt: '
const
DEFAULT_ALT_PREFIX = 'ALT: '

https://github.com/bluesky-social/social-app/blob/main/src/lib/gif-alt-text.ts#L1






nietzsche watching northernlion talk about imaging people in hell and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl
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i’ve started using vibe coding as a deprecating metaphor any time i intuit my way through something i don’t understand
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kasey is brilliant and sweet and i love her
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taking our work relationship to the next level by messaging “you’re so cool, nice :D” when they fix something

i don’t even wanna describe the series of events that led to me accidentally playing this out loud in front of my officemate
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yo wtf i just realized this had caffeine 😭
empty water bottle with label:
energize & hydrate
water joe
water + caffeine
120mg caffeine per bottle

many people i love have earned the lack of humility

it does kinda suck being sick, but at least you sleep a lot more deeply
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the most bitchy capybara you’ll ever meet
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i don’t care the temperature or social context, i WILL be wearing a black sweatshirt w/ black sweatpants






it’s been a while since i’ve said “today i will intentionally cause problems for no discernible reason”, it’s good to get back in the game


i was recently reminded that i’m a drummer so i bought myself a practice pad :)
drum pad and sticks
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cooking scuffed vegan burgers at 6am and bopping to shitty internet music, feels like college again




gail didn’t understand my affinity for Admit It!! until the post-chorus
sayanything - Admit It!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ia7oZLWN9t4

Proud of my life and the things that I have done
Proud of myself and the loner I've become You're free to whine, it will not get you far I do just fine, my car and my guitar, yeah
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punctuation




i wanna listen to music


there was one time at church as a child where the pastor was talking about miracles and i broke down crying and prayed that my dad wouldn’t need to wear glasses anymore

chainsaw man in devilman fanfic

annie unironically retrieved The Diner like this today and we played it together
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