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i think it’s cool when guys i don’t know are like “you’re all set man” and i reply in a deep voice, like wow what a cute gender moment we just had together
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put my head in your lap n stroke my hair and i’ll fall in love with you
i like the part of night where i get to check in with all the people i love
watching coworkers my age get married, have kids, buy houses, etc. is less crisis-inducing and more “why would you do that to yourself”
i don’t have beef with individuals, i have beef with abstractions
*o got me when no one else does
get yourself a girl who buys nitro so she can send you longer voice messages
i don’t want to be but i appreciate the past me’s that have been, even if i don’t like them very much
please let me be nothing for a moment
it’s also just better because you’re all annoying when i speak
1 repliesthis guy had it all figured out
your pretty face
made it feel okay
it was nice
to share each others life
it was nice for a bit
ain't life a bitch
asdfhjlaksjhdf fucking mpv man
lua test :)
another girl is loving me now
1 repliessomeone slide into her dms already please