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get ready, i’ve got a backlog of posts about to come thru

to the guy sitting next to me in a sport coat and jeans making a board of directors powerpoint: pack it up bro you’re in 23C and ngmi
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less sanguine these days but i’ll still allow myself some joy
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there’s this 50yo guy with his wife at my gate that’s doing clinical workflows with a triple monitor laptop
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i’m the most docile and compliant little guy i’m so good at going through airport security

i was watching this pilot vid once and MSN came up and he made fun of it as rinky dink and that no one knows about it
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who up spacing they repetition


probably a mistake but i decided to take it with me this time. not to work but maybe i can pop over to denver directly and save myself a day of flying
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sexual dimorphism is crazy

maybe kasey was right this tiktok shit is inspirational
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what ever happened to demiboys

wallet is mocking me :(

chaining 4 surge protectors is not a “fire hazard” babe

so many accidents on the road today
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wtf apple you can’t call her that!
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on the bright side, now i get to play more wagie tuesday
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alright i’m not feelin the second delay as much lmao




i am cutting everything really tight today lol
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unbelievably tempted to take the worktop with me
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i should probablyyy get a rental considering there are 5 ppl but fuck it, i’ll just uber when i land in denver
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yoo the reg advisor they booked for this trip is pawsome
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ya girls on prog
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157lbs is funny considering the places i’ve gained weight
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i got a bunch of books when i helped prxr move, everything from aToJ to a unix textbook in half english half mandarin

i’m excited i can’t sleep


for the record i am a fantastic communicator this is not my fault, i sent dates and flight plan screenshots plenty of times !
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dumbass with disappearing messages:
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there’s something really nice about shaving and scrubbing and clipping and conditioning and skincare-routining all at once, i’m so clean


i look p cute in band tees
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the easiest way to eternalize my respect for you is to reject me
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my constituent pieces don’t fit together so well anymore

i should probably pre-pack for both of these trips, huh

not fit for presentation


okay consider this: bluesky releases an opt-out on-by-default !hide moderation label for alt accounts that you can self-apply, and a moderation list of people that opt-out so you can block them
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i work at the most scuffed “big tech” org

dude the SSO shit is like weird, i kinda hate that we don’t just ship a normal program

i like hoodie strings

confidence is a fickle thing
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every month that passes is another dialectical moment in the conversation “against articulation”
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the solution to decentralized governance is sortition and i’m tired of pretending it’s not