i’ve become increasingly more enamored with, fixated on, excited about the reunification with hailey as it rolls closer

too verbose sorry

willow going to helsinki

how to get way more glumpted at ur job: work an unreasonable amount of hours

ice soup? more like baja blast soup

it is genuinely so funny that whenever HB gets an issue with the charge router they’re like guys!!! don’t do that!!!

finally atrioc went woke and understands that literacy is an imperialist tool of the state

saw a Classic Gay in the hallway today, they don’t make too many lispy queers in the midwest like that

hit or miss, i guess i never hit huh

can’t lie it’s sometimes nice when my worksona gets headpats

frankly this one is still baffling to me, it’s comically unclear to me why they feel so strongly about it

whoever worked on the markdown editor for sherlock did a terrible job tbh

she’s got colored short curls like kailee in that one mv

i’m trying so hard not to hate my prelude TS she’s just so awkward man 😭😭😭

predictably, breakcore artists transitioning into something new now that the meta has moved on are having a hard time

malespo no longer works on her for an amazing reason

if you have a user-configurable logic system you should use “BUT” instead of “AND” as conjunction operator and close all complaints as Not A Bug

do i count as male validation

i go back and forth on whether at-uri in the bsky client/composer be treated like facets

many people are saying i have hips like an angel

my brain is kind of like if they made a cpu multithreaded by sequentially doing one instruction on each

a little gossip is good for the soul

they finally got me on the female/child leaderboard

i predict my death will be caused by my tendency to curl up in a ball under the covers when one day i seal it too perfectly and cut off the oxygen supply

yay new hikki vid is v cozy

“hemming and hawing” is such a southern american phrase

one night on asian fetishist tiktok and i’m already getting vids in raw mandarin and vietnamese

performative enby

i accidentally she/her’d a xe/xer today

coworkers who have seen me naked: 1 i must increase this before i get fired

“‘empiricist’? isn’t that just a slur for autistic repressors?” “dwight you ignorant slut”

my twitter page (a thread)

chat is this real

he gets me

three years into employment and i’m finally kinda figuring out how credits work

OH MY GOD

when it came time to throw bricks through that starbucks window you left me all alone

allowlist <3

ain’t it true

jersey club was invented by a furry victim of hypno therapy

developers do not exist, features just fall out of the sky

today i will learn more that i ever wanted to know about DNBI

i often like headphones but i don’t enjoy wearing these ones all day

rainy early mornings in autumn are so lovely

friendship ended with atproto openalex is my new best friend