tbh i get it, if i was one of 25 contract workers and our third party vendor sent eight whole cases to review, i'd Ctrl+A ban too. #worklifebalance

me: *sucking on kasey’s water bottle in the sabrina carpenter pose* kasey: “there’s no water in there dipshit”

ngl after seeing what the actual userbase is like, i think it’s basically a worthless endeavor to continue being invested in bsky. i have very little hope left for this project’s success. even if they are successful on their own terms, i think that would be the worst possible outcome.

my eyes are wobbly and i should probably be more concerned about that

some of my slightly older coworkers interact with me like a camp counselor trying to be cool

exhausted and caffeinated is not a fun combo

this wasn’t a joke btw, i really did get excommunicated

i have a take but i will be excommunicated if i share it

"how decentralized is bluesky really?" bsky mods: allow me to demonstrate ^_^

this is great btw, wish i had it sooner

friendship ended with ffprobe, now mediainfo is my best friend

i had a dream jonas told kasey “your girlfriend showed me <link>, and it works really well” and that made me happi

if you're microblogging in a way that inspires replies, you're doing it wrong

an inordinate portion of my life has been dedicated to repairing 6x6es that have popped

help

i was supposed to be logged out man... sorry for thread spam.

ok idc im still talking about this because everyone is doing wack tech political philosophy

v2 fits in 100 lines

ok i’m logging out again 👋

dm leaks have confirmed that i am in fact aromantic

this is the realest shit destiny has ever done

excreta

7x11x13

fwiw this is a somewhat tepid statement, and i’m less familiar with how the metaphor is used in its technical sense. and it certainly isn’t an endorsement of centralization (but this is kind of cheap bc it’s not like i have fleshed out alternative).

mary/cinnamon win hands down sorry

Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the window at 30% opacity on a second monitor while playing Minecraft counts as watching anime. Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the window at 30% opacity on a second monitor while playing Minecraft counts as watching anime. Listening to dubs at 4x speed with the

i just love distorted guitars

i cum like 2 drops of water now

when i’m in a misrepresenting the alternative competition and my opponent is a mastodon user

post a you from a different era

flirting with her on teams

i’ve decided to give up on aspiring to intelligence. i’m far behind and my improvements are at such a pathetic rate. it doesn’t matter if it’s circumstance or deficient character, it’s a waste to try. i’ll be happier giving up, and you’d be sparing them the secondhand embarrassment. avoid failure.

i like the way jules uses “such” the same way i like 2022 kasey’s use of “rather”

i spent like 4 hours today banging my head into the wall troubleshooting until i found 4 distinct issues all at once

we’re boycore today

snowkase

why is my computer running like shit? oh, windows defender decided to start scanning every file in the background, nice.

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i feel fucking disgusting. winter is a sensitive and reflective time for me. i must have been better off a year ago, but that can’t be right. my retrospective evaluation is warped. i have never been happy, and i never will be (hopefully).

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i don’t have many fond memories of my exes, but i do have mostly positive evaluations of all of them

here ya go losers, chromeslop is served

i can hear my upstairs neighbors having sex and damn they are really having a good time

fuck off

does anyone else think it’s fucked up that bsky pbc monopolizes auth for mushroom pds??