you don’t deserve a confirmation code bro look at your account 😭

airport security got held up because an amish man was trying to pass through with a home made router that looked like a bomb

i believe in male socialization theory because it’s the only explanation for my inexplicable admiration of 17yo white sadboi soundcloud rap

my girlfriend was born in 2009

regret

i don’t like that my vocabulary has become more dull

i think i should be more quiet

academics should release their books in markdown format

noooo they took france in the faggot divorce 😭😭

they don’t want you to know this but you can just publish an extension

since the election is over i can finally admit that this guy is comedy gold

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alright its up dreary.dev/bsky/pds-nei...

chat i've been CORScucked yet again

poor man's personal resolveHandle: in the notifications tab click on a post of yours that people have interacted with and look at the url

okay so this like mostly worked

one of the neat parts about my setup is that new features are very apparent

i love kmoe

okay i won’t lie i thought y’all were lying about your titties hurting, this shit is no joke lol

the cold would be nice on my skin if i didn’t feel like throwing up

i’ve cognitively sundowned significantly since graduation

i will continue to volunteer to check my bag until i get burned by it

reading theory

friend from 2021 just hit me up

i could say i become 1000x more incompetent in front of other people but it’s actually that im terrible and unpracticed at anything that could reasonably occur with an audience

i wanna go home

i am extraordinarily fragile and sensitive right now

i’m pretty sad. work is really bad, everything is really confusing and scary. i want to forget and be forgotten

my one election skeet: the american electorate is retarded

coworker dinner fucking sucks

terrible news chat: sitting in a middle seat in row 30 of the plane next to the girl with a smelly dog

color issues resolved

bwaaaaah

okay i have been procrastinating packing for my flight i should probably start now

i’m really not looking forward to the next two weeks i’ve felt interested in something for the first time in quite a while and it’s just gonna shrivel up and die i’m so tired, i want a break

just got merged into linux mint too, what a wacky weekend lmao

yt-dlp works on bsky now

honestly fairly surprising lol

attempt 2 newsandletters.org/discussi... surely this will work :3 #gaming new firefox tab

this one is gonna fail for sure right anilist.co/user/DrearyWillo... <--- like that's pretty cool #nice weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

soap watch this #soap2

soap watch this #soap