hm i think it’d be convenient to have an in-between space that keeps the sanctity of my alt discord but also doesn’t have the (intentional) accessibility and distance of my main discord

really i’m just describing signal, i want cinny to message me on signal so i can be notified and can conveniently reply, but it’s still a separate place that isn’t imposing on my comfort

unrestful api is a name for a technolibertarian band

zoomer skeets are a kind of comma separated value, if you think about it

after shower hair, tactile and olfactory

i got an 82 on the performative male quiz which feels unfair

i’m way more performative than that

the only accelerationism i support

frick i’ve been beaten to it

simisexual

kasey said i like “similar genders” and my brain got bright

simili- is probably the more accurate prefix actually

i diagnose you with reddit bisexuality

kasey about the nazi she’s courting: “i think she has the most palatable social ideology”

i’m sorry but this is such funny timing

aristotle getting a job in trust and safety

zach hates me

i get it now kasey 😭

btw he actually accepted the invite and i think it’s a worthwhile issue i found users will really find the most incredible ways to break things

i do not “read documentation”. i enable HTML detail mode and if there isn’t a print group with a code call i kill myself

it’s dark and cold outside yay

this isn’t really profound or insightful but my level of irritability is highly correlated with how unsatisfying my work day is

i spent the day in my office alone in the dark, had no meetings, and just got to focus on tickets that were enjoyably technical

all caught up from outages

i’m gonna lose my mind i am explaining the concept that “null” is the same concept as “blank”

“can we turn off the ability for patients to add insurance” BRO WDYM

this sweatshirt is short and shows off my bulgey wuldgey

ewwww entitlement does not suit you

better off parasocial

why is wisconsin trying to ban vpns are they stupid

sometimes saying things out loud feel flimsy when actions have already made it quite clear

i’m sleeping without pants #whore

i’m not sure what i expected but this hashtag is alarming

i bet this goes so hard if you are 14 years old and just read On Truth And Lies for the first time

i’m not even feelin any of this shit rn i’m just yawny and my brain is playing free association

👏no👏more👏metaphors👏

ew yuck bad fantasy

well maybe it’s the opposite problem, overused metaphors that are trying too hard. coins which have lost their embossing but still presented as currency

proggin it up in the sleep sac

squish squish body fat percentage

lol what have i been postin

minimalism or neuroticism

this is a metaphor btw, obvi

tmrw will be good, or the day after

where is the line between having a furnished home and having too little floor space to move around comfortably

alternatively, where is the line between keeping a tidy living area and a compulsively empty room