internal docs: “It is intentional that we don’t allow this. This is what we have always done. As to why this was done in the first place, I am not sure.”

i beat the allegations

i want to shiver on a curb with pinkmoondoll9shihtzu while the night air bites our cheeks

the wobble in the accumulation of tears right before the weight drags the first streak down

Loop current file: inf

born to studio forced to 1br 😔

little spoon in the fetal position with a hand on my chest, i’m in heaven

the 2nd tgirl in the cule to get bottom surgery is the real winner, she gets one last ride with the old hardware

chat i regret to inform you that 50ft hdmi cable + bluetooth keyboard strats failed but chromecast + phone torrent strats are alive and well

i think it’s cool when guys i don’t know are like “you’re all set man” and i reply in a deep voice, like wow what a cute gender moment we just had together

switch (sub)

put my head in your lap n stroke my hair and i’ll fall in love with you

i can tell i’ve had an especially stressful couple weeks because my eyes are fucked up again 😕

something to know about me is that critical escalations and choosing an icebreaker for a meeting cause me equivalent levels of extreme anxiety

big fan of the part of my job where i’m tasked with defending bad design choices to people who are hysterically overreacting about them

i like the part of night where i get to check in with all the people i love

yooo i missed the loser64 drop

only very infrequently do i care for dis/approbation, though i do appreciate making myself readily observable

watching coworkers my age get married, have kids, buy houses, etc. is less crisis-inducing and more “why would you do that to yourself”

sorry i had another one of those days

i don’t have beef with individuals, i have beef with abstractions

and inasmuch as i remain in your vicinity, i am similarly blameworthy.

i’m so sick of people saying the same uninspired things, and worse, acting they are saying something insightful

get yourself a girl who buys nitro so she can send you longer voice messages

gn

typed this then took a nap

the extent to which i am less than forthright is underestimated

i don’t want to be but i appreciate the past me’s that have been, even if i don’t like them very much

drowning in worthless words

i’m oscillating again and i don’t like the people trying to hold me still

it’s also just better because you’re all annoying when i speak

this guy had it all figured out

if you wanna swap from the 📌 feed to pinboards i made a thing: dreary.dev/bsky/pinboards

game distribution via atproto

check this out :)

someone slide into her dms already please

it’s happening again chat

walking around outside with the gray sky overhead, waving my arms and swaying my hips to the sounds in my headphones

girls 5 minutes after installing linux:

i come upstairs and kasey is watching “5 signs you might be a lesbian” and playing subway surfers

2cool4cule

i need more songs for boys

if i was having a bad day and someone quoted alan watts in my replies i think i’d kill myself lol

having a wagie wife is obnoxious because she’ll try to drag you to work social events

i miss