brain emo

the real reason trump promised not to ban tiktok is that he was worried about more people flocking to bluesky, the short form video content platform, while it’s already experiencing so much strain recently

my apartment is a mess and i am too sad to care

in celebration of my refreshed adoption of garbage volume-posting, a thread of songs i listened to tonight

oh neat that's just text hanging out inside a div raw

big fan of has:()

hey frontend bsky team i love the work you do but can i start a petition to burn the guy at the stake doing this

i am the first-generation-mexican-american of bluesky (i think all immigration should have stopped the moment i got naturalized)

great news chat

i think i might have lost my credit card we’ll find out in about 20 mins

mary

i want my anxiety back

it’s taunting me

fun fact: if you like every post in this thread at once, it looks wacky

it’s super painful because i spend all my time at work, where i get blank stares if i use works as simple as “deterministic”, so i have to dumb myself down

i am burnt out

i really need to buy groceries

ah, the good old days…

i'm tired and grumpy and i wish i had more time to decompress and i wish the world would leave me alone :)

we're ported

i clicked on samuel’s gif and all the sudden i’m trapped frozen, with berd’s lifeless eyes staring into my soul

you know willow is having a hard time when she crashes and takes a nap

i enjoyed being surrounded by only women this week. it allowed me to embrace more masculine characteristics of my personality, but in a way that felt safe

i seriously dislike the person i have become and will continue to become. it's not like there was ever an old me i liked, but this guy sucks

i miss old harbleu streams and gurululz before he hit it big

pov: you come home from your business trip and your gf is watching Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson

the only bsky subscription i want is a subscription to fend off the implementation of subscription features

bringing this one back

lore snippet: kasey and i were twt moots (that never interacted) a year before meeting irl by chance

could you imagine if gifgate happened now instead of a few days ago

hey

my outfit choices add about 50lbs to my appearance

chat can we agree to stop posting the worst philosophy of mind takes

i am the only male on this trip, in a room with 20 other girls for 10 hours a day

i am serving ‘recently divorced uncle at christmas’ today

had to explain ‘based’ to my zillennial coworker. i thought that word had breached containment to normieville by now

i turned on Discover and Popular with Friends for a second and damn, lists are simply the optimal feed

my hotel didn’t renew their SSL certs blawg it’s so over

vlog 2

this woman is so ass at driving 🥹

1. she smells nice 😄 2. she has a boyfriend 😣 3. her boyfriend is short and fat and ugly 😄 so you’re saying there’s a chance…

i may not be a good programmer but i’m at least like a 80th percentile user

you don’t deserve a confirmation code bro look at your account 😭

airport security got held up because an amish man was trying to pass through with a home made router that looked like a bomb

i believe in male socialization theory because it’s the only explanation for my inexplicable admiration of 17yo white sadboi soundcloud rap

my girlfriend was born in 2009

i don’t like that my vocabulary has become more dull

i think i should be more quiet

academics should release their books in markdown format

noooo they took france in the faggot divorce 😭😭