they don’t want you to know this but you can just publish an extension

since the election is over i can finally admit that this guy is comedy gold

alright its up dreary.dev/bsky/pds-nei...

chat i've been CORScucked yet again

poor man's personal resolveHandle: in the notifications tab click on a post of yours that people have interacted with and look at the url

okay so this like mostly worked

one of the neat parts about my setup is that new features are very apparent

i love kmoe

okay i won’t lie i thought y’all were lying about your titties hurting, this shit is no joke lol

the cold would be nice on my skin if i didn’t feel like throwing up

i’ve cognitively sundowned significantly since graduation

i will continue to volunteer to check my bag until i get burned by it

reading theory

friend from 2021 just hit me up

i could say i become 1000x more incompetent in front of other people but it’s actually that im terrible and unpracticed at anything that could reasonably occur with an audience

i wanna go home

i am extraordinarily fragile and sensitive right now

i’m pretty sad. work is really bad, everything is really confusing and scary. i want to forget and be forgotten

my one election skeet: the american electorate is retarded

coworker dinner fucking sucks

terrible news chat: sitting in a middle seat in row 30 of the plane next to the girl with a smelly dog

color issues resolved

okay i have been procrastinating packing for my flight i should probably start now

i’m really not looking forward to the next two weeks i’ve felt interested in something for the first time in quite a while and it’s just gonna shrivel up and die i’m so tired, i want a break

just got merged into linux mint too, what a wacky weekend lmao

honestly fairly surprising lol

r’hrt (fem)?(boy)?’

“autogynephilia isn’t real” *posts evidence that AGP is extremely prevalent*

when i was in arkansas i saw a billboard advertising a “Krazy Karnival” and it had a picture of a ghost with a white sheet. super sus lol

i woke up in kasey's bed at 3am and decided it was essential i play around with bsky lists and omfg its so much fun

i started watching yuru camp as a way to strengthen my parasocial relationship with mary

my body is still feeling caffeinated more than 14 hours later

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@soap.kawaii.social i just watched 5 drowneds spawn on top of this thing, light on fire, and die

i'll never be cooler than when i was riding a schoolbus on a saturday to a cross-country competition in middle school listening to NoCopyrightSounds on an iPod Touch i borrowed from my dad

it's unoriginal and trite but nonetheless oppressively true that the hegemonic dominance of christian moralist intuitions are stultifying and inescapable anywhere you go, even now

@dbw.kawaii.social why did you put parental controls on @eris.pet and stop it from using tiktok

i mean this with 100% i mean this with 1000% there is nothing more attractive than a woman wearing sweatpants and an oversized sweatshirt with no makeup on

nothing could prepare me for the day i found out that my deep south customer contact was actually an openly gay man

i think it’s very funny that a lot of peoples utopian politics unknowingly just come back to the yeoman farmer

sorry i’m like very bad at talking to people

the most wild part of watching anime is when the OP or ED plays and you're like holy shit i've been listening songs that have sampled this for years

tech support jobs are fun because customers will come to you like “hey i saw the instructions you painstakingly handheld me through with screenshots, but decided to do something else instead, and that didn’t work. what gives?” and you just have to sit there and smile

@web.witchy.mom o7