i love cosmonaut man they’re so stupid 😭

i like that this can be read ambiguously as either: 1. yt-dlp will work soon due to my efforts 2. yt-dlp doesn’t work yet because i did such a terrible job (2 is correct)

chat i think i wanna fuck a middle aged mom

blawg ain’t no way my customer is paying $200/hour for me to sit here and look pretty

ngl it’s kinda cool being the smartest and prettiest girl in the room

just heard a straight woman refer to her husband as “my partner”, thank you for your service queen

crying in the hallway youtu.be/wiZE9hCAZ_w

this is honestly really hard to listen to. i was so much more full of life. the last few seconds of me being excited about my name is cute

i’m wearing comfy clothes tomorrow just try and stop me

so far it is astoundingly mid

bossa nova is so good man

hey get down from there

alright i’m back home after my 3 least favorite tasks in the world, back to my regularly scheduled reactionary posting now

i am filled with disgust and hate

once again dismayed that this country only produces clothes for fat people

maybe i’m being a statistard but i do not like the methodology of this study. “manual transcription of the main (vocal) melodies into MIDI format from the top 5 songs of each year from 1950 to 2022, according to the Billboard year-end singles charts”

anarchist praxis

And I saw your body covered in roses And I started screaming, nobody noticed The locket you gave me, thread intertwined Tearing taut at the seams when it started unwinding I fell out the trunk of your dad's four-wheel drive And we laughed it off when we called it a night Through the laurels and

i do not like peter gordon on adorno

i crave novelty and comfort and safety and risk and peace and excitement and warmth

"i'm wasting my life being a cop, endlessly chasing something unfalsifiable" have you considered not wasting your life like that then

she looks like this actually

*consumes an inordinate amount of caffeine* “hey why is my circadian rhythm completely fucked?”

bsky-chan is not white, nope

during the interview for my job i had to prepare a presentation on an arbitrary topic so i gave a lecture on the historico-philosophical significance of visual novels as an aesthetic medium

lmfaoooo my next week is about to be either hell or hella based

pretty sure i just watched a guy go into the bathroom, flush the toilet to cover up the sound of him hitting a vape, then walk out

to survive reality at its most extreme and grim, artworks that do not want to sell themselves as consolation must equate themselves with that reality. radical art today is synonymous with dark art; its primary color is black.

new cynthoni ep is not good

moo deng cocksleeve

holy shit i almost just ended my teams message with “:3”

at the bsky slumber party i’m bringing my wii and we’re playing Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

northernlion: there are FleshTubers that are corporate owned? yes it’s me, every day i go to work

* playlist makes me feel complex things

hegel scolding a small guatemalan child with FLStudio for not producing art in its highest vocation

i’m low on gas (and you need a jacket)

soap irl

this account feels kinda gross now ngl

lol hi

@bsky.mom why are you a labeler now lmfao

you’re not allowed to ask why i’m here but someone just @‘d the whole Matrix server with a child porn ad

everyone shut up new yeule

can u believe they made the perfect drink and no one talks about it

oy vey gringo

i might be going crazy but i thought this was taller a few days ago on mobile i like it much better now (i could be mixing it up with web)

i tend to have rather black-and-white thinking when it comes to respect for people, and i can oscillate rather violently. it’s like bpd for a particular bundle of features, and it just so happens that a lot flows from that