commit that could have taken 20 mins completed in just under 14 hours 💪

spreading misery is actually the most compassionate thing one can do

new tier of gooner brainrot unlocked: minecraft with window transparency while a nukige visual novel autoplays underneath

tl;dw

did i ever tell y'all about the time i went on a bumble date and they stormed out early because i defended AI art

@eris.pet did you know about this

yknow what’s actually fucked up? it would actually be so OP to bring up that i have a gf to 1) establish i am interested in women 2) at least one woman trusts me 3) subtly prompt for reciprocation of relationship status but it doesn’t work bc it implies monogomoid (and clarifying poly is creepo)

im so fucking embarrassed dude im gonna kms i hate being stupid i hate being incapable of reading i hate being so nervous that i speed through things and fuck up fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

cross-post worthy

motherfucker i got a second 550 i’m gonna kill the united airlines ceo and then myself

the CRJ550 is a terrible aircraft

i’m gonna need to make an edsky acc after this trip to post my fatphobia

everyone keeps pestering me and asking if i’ve eaten, tho i spose there’s nothing else interesting going on so i can’t blame them

one of the main reasons i’m bad at small talk is that i am incapable of speaking about the contingent with those i don’t trust

10 trillion unforced errors

dinner with 7 middle aged coworkers is so doomed i wanna go home

i look so stupid in a button-up

we land in arkansas and the first restaurant we go in is playing gospel music this is gonna be one hell of a trip

about the spend the next 3 hours sitting by The Most Southern Man and my feed looks like this

texas is really hot dude

my laptop battery only lasted an hour into my (first) flight poor guy could not handle 4x speed 1080p

yay my thumb spewed a bunch of puss and blood and now it feels better

remember to thank the salarymen in your life

i had never used the pronoun labeler before today but i’m starting to see why yall like it so much

i was turning youtube pink years before these schmucks got the idea

everyone recommend me media to download for my flight pls

important things happening on the bluesky smp

chat you don’t know this but kasey has lately been on a kick of doing this action irl… but she actually bonks herself and it’s too hard 🥺

curious…

excuse me they did what

does it say alice has an invalid handle for y’all too?

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i really dislike the person i am now

erm @soap.kawaii.social

chat if you're looking for a way to cleanse your social media notifications, just post a gif that is 290,000 pixels tall

this video sucks ass

check out how cool this looks tho

heart in minecraft font is a little too fruity i think

words cannot describe how uncomfortable the conversation i had today was

to all you dress-obsessed freaks, does an XXXL sweatshirt count? that’s pretty close right

your dick vs mine

new bsky release broke my css waaaa

i'm gonna kill the ui designer at youtube that clearly has worryingly terrible eyesight

i'm sorry for breaking soundcloud everybody