if i search in your social media platform’s mobile app with a link to a post, the post should show up in the search results

just got some hella poggers news omg

this is cute

developers who are really into the idea of “10x engineers” 🤝 karl marx

shout out to microsoft gotta hand it to them for being so dominantly the worst software company

everything reminds me of her...

this new gpu is incredible im just running around the practice range like an idiot going woaaa

when i’m with my brother i waste so much time yapping about random shit

y’all have no clue how difficult life is for someone with incredible recognition but terrible recall and a fat ass 😔

since @kasey.cafe started reading marx i can finally start using things like this

the girlfriend you wish you had

how am i supposed to make small talk with 40 year old coworkers like bro talk to your kid or something, they’re probably older than me

okay but why do VN soundtracks slap so hard tho

saw someone brushing their teeth at the urinal wtf

analytic philosopher (temporarily embarrassed mathematician)

i’ve apologized a lot today for being stupid

15 miles is the longest distance known to man

🫶

i won’t follow through with this but i really want to start restricting again my face and stomach and thighs have ballooned far beyond what is acceptable

why

wengrow coming out swinging

imagine if youtube’s content ID was oriented around being a sample database instead of the myopic stifling of human creativity. we could have paradise, but we’re trapped in california.

this is cute

Art’s inescapable affirmative essence has become insufferable. Art must turn against itself, in opposition to its own concept, and thus become uncertain of itself right into its innermost fiber.

half of gamer boys would hate crime me and the other half are fags and i’m not sure which i want to fuck more

what does it mean that i’m searching for lyrics to a song and this is the top result

@futanari.tentacle.expert will the eiffel tower survive the revolution

officemate is out on a business trip this week, we are so fucking back

every time i see john oliver im reminded of this passage

backshots propagation

marx ate and left no crumbs

malnourished gamer boys that haven’t slept in days and would call me a faggot while physically assaulting me >>>>>>>>

yanfei my beloved

it was a lot easier to manage an eating disorder in college

“admit it streamer, do you have something that could get you cancelled?” “yea im fucked if anyone finds my skype logs. not recently tho!! i already told you guys, post-covid n-words is crazy, hell no”

slowly going insane trying to figure out what xam means

making bad choices once again

normie dariacore goes hard ngl

“so that’s an image of my childhood: the workers hunched over in the middle, a line of policemen with their billy clubs and pistols in the back, and the priests in the front pontificating”

my girlfriend was created when god opened a normal sized human svg in krita, shift clicked the corner, and shrunk it 20%

this is stupid but i just saw this and broke down crying immediately no one defaults to she/her for me

i never understand wtf mary is going on about but i think she’s so cool for that

i just need to cry in the dark for a bit

lol i’m so embarrassed my face is so red i feel rly cringe n stupid

he was so real for this i love context

more songs should get the beach bunny cloud 9 treatment of an official release with alternative (and varied!) pronouns