northernlion is so funny man “i don’t think it’s horrible i just think it’s needlessly vindictive. but then there are people on reddit like ‘actually you didn’t go far enough, you should have tied his shoes together when he wasn’t looking and taken him to the longest staircase in the city’”

what about something for when my bpd gf needs to teach me calculus? suggestions welcome

best lyrics award goes to

to the tatted and pierced 5’4” asian twink in a sleeveless shirt that sometimes switches it up and comes into work with long hair dressed extremely fem… if only your personality wasn’t insufferable and being around you wasn’t unbearable you’d be so cool

it happened again today btw “i’m loving this new microsoft update! everything is so smooth and rounded” “woah it changed your wallpaper too that’s so cool… wait did i get that update? i can’t tell” i’m ready to accept the fact that i’m in the minority here apparently

girls gfto is incelcore’s readth

is twitter trying to tell me something @kasey.cafe

it’s weird how school imposes breadth during formative years and capital imposes specialization thereafter

breeze cursors appreciation post

executives are truly the most retarded class of people. i don’t understand how you get paid so much to understand so little and then harass your IT team to make number go up. no specifics, just impassioned speech about “making it to the top” and demands for results. you’re a fucking moron.

lol i stayed at work for a couple extra hours for a 5pm meeting and only two people showed up. we’re rescheduling the meeting to include everyone *and* sitting through this one anyway plus i have to show up tmrw at 7am i’m so tired i wanna die

i had a dream this happened

my main activity tonight was ostensibly watching anime i made it through 3 episodes gn bsky i failed u

shout out to all my catholic homies in the chat

my laptop thermal throttles long before it can even realize the abysmal potential of its specs

i forgot how good i am at standardized tests lol didn’t pay attention in class, didn’t study, raw dogged a 95

i’m sorry but you’re delusional if you think you’re going to wipe the internet of “on all levels except physical, i am a wolf” sample

shout out to the snare hit on the 2 and 4 gotta be one of my favorite genders

miracast 😔

i wish i had access to manuscripts of The Idea of a Critical Theory. Geuss said somewhere that it was endlessly revised and lost a significant amount of length, and it certainly would have benefitted from a less dense presentation

i want my drives back i miss my computer

@futanari.tentacle.expert this is my mental model of europe

my most masc presentations happen in spaces where i’m extremely uncomfortable, and my most fem experiences have been when i feel comfortable enough to be extremely vulnerable

i’ve gotta write that nvc blog post soon (pink highlight is the really important part)

my ow twt feed is so much more faggy and so much more girly was i just more queer back then or are gamers just gay?

for someone who dedicated so much time and effort to overwatch i sure was bad at it watching the few sparse clips i have is actually pretty embarrassing lol vod review more pussy

i don’t really wanna play for my work ow team

my voice is so deep rn woah

has anyone published a quantitative paper in an applied ethics journal on AITA posts yet

like there just aren’t proper team fights anymore it’s so sad no staging no intricate space management no contestation required cooldown cycle awareness has dropped tremendously the stakes feel so low, the level of freedom is precisely the reason it feels so stultifying fuck 5v5

this used to be one of my favorite things abt running a channel, tracking down sources of things for ppl in comments. but yt makes it so miserable. beyond hiding comments w links, i’ve gotten multiple strikes for linking out to other websites in description. its just not fun anymore.

REM sleep terrorist succubus extracting my vitality one gulp at a time

i just wanna play off tank :(

hoplite battle royale adorno lecture nuero-sama denpa vlog overwatch clipdump linux FOSS news northernlion did you see this tweet

i don’t think we’re gonna be able to get out of this one chat

drugs not hugs, i don’t wanna love i just wanna puff, baby i just wanna puff

tim henson is really hot but polyphia is so mid garbage

"my computer has been freezing all day too!" "mhm, are you using windows 11?" "psh.. uh.. i don't know.. how would i check?" gurl you work in tech support 😭 we’re ngmi

i was in a surprisingly good mood all day today even tho i spent nearly 10 hours in office

i’m worry about systematically misrepresenting my state of being and leaving a record that conveys an inapt representation of my emotional temperament

okay it’s happening again i’m gonna go for a walk this is genuinely revolting

self-reflexive; run wild, young beauty

Enjoyment is taken out of work itself, and the worker in his turn becomes a 'clock-watcher', concerned only when he will be able to escape to the scanty and monotonous leisure of industrial society, in which he 'kills time' by

mitski x posthumous hella sketchy collab