ok but fr i feel like shit but i’m looking flames goddamn what an odd mood this is

the next time i have to listen to a human chew on food i am going to stab them and then myself

i’m so stressed i’m gna cry

i miss my old voice i miss my old self i feel hollow i feel lifeless

begging bsky to get a rose emoji invasion soon, they’re hilarious

From the start, whatever happiness is intermittently tolerated or granted by the existing entirety bears the marks of its own particularity. To this day, all happiness is a pledge of what has not yet been, and the belief in its imminence obstructs its becoming.

feeder kink freud: “Woe to you, my Princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are forward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough, or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body.” — letter to his fiancée

that’s me i’m the guy

drunk willow (evil): i am going to create an electron app

ok it’s worse we are listening to undertale x pop stars k-pop remix

i have no alcohol tolerance and am a total male fall beyond words 😔🦋🥺💖✨

chat i slightly misunderstood the marxological application of unproductive labor please forgive me

it’s picrew saturday bloomfies

me cumming is like an akm blade takes too long to build up to it and the execution itself is underwhelming

“do paraplegics get NEETbucks?”

“i can’t believe how pathetic you are, and yet you still dom me”

listening to 2019 soundcloud rap just to feel like a boy again

i think it’d be really cute if tiktok users and bsky users swapped platforms for a day

“i’m not sure how i’m on track to surpass anyone” my brother in christ you posted 1,200 times in 6 days

coworker stumbled over my pronouns lol cute “she- uhh.. he…?” *trailed off and kept talking*

hi

who forbade it tho

“you have the body type of a young athenian boy ready to be dicked down by a spartan” thanks

i wonder if her neighbors think i’m just a hired boy-maid given the amount of cleaning supplies i bring in and trash i take out

i might delete this thread later but idk i feel like dms should become public domain after a bit bc they’re cute and fun and lil historical archives

wtf was i doing in 2022 man

omg wait i unironically did the meme a few days ago

i had long hair as a kid and one time the cashier asked my mom “and does your daughter want a girl toy with that?” and i was glowing with joy for the next week

yum 😋

rare day of feeling like my body is really attractive ^-^

me 6 months ago: haha what a tiny little screwdriver, this is surely useless, i’ll throw it away me trying to remove a m.2 screw today: :(

enough is enough. f soyciety.

my eyes hurt so much >.> i’m tired

to every website that adds bullshit to the url of links when i click the share button: i wish you a very nice kill yourself :)

i can’t believe she criticized me for using high dpi when her mousepad is the size of a coaster

this is incoherent because it’s not like i spent much of my weekend immersed within what would traditionally be called the wired but mondays feel like returning to meatspace

90% of online arguments are people confusing ∀ for ∃ and vice versa

a thread of me searching “anime” in my diary

ok google, how to develop immunity to cat allergy

revisiting one of my favorite videos and sharing with the class

girl sitting on your lap: “i feel like im piloting an eva” ._.

if she doesn’t let me out of bed soon i am going to get a UTI

therapist: giant majed isn’t real, he can’t hurt you giant majed:

feminism ruined egirls

you can't make this up

what kind of monster maps side mouse buttons to volume up and volume down