i posted these comments on someone’s nudes earlier today

grind never stops 💪💪💪

lol i was wondering why my weather app was always so cold

(it was in celsius)

?

twas just a tap we gucci :>

the kid that hit me looked like frat bro in his incubation stage

ok so i start estrogen and immediately get into a car accident. coincidence?

the libs fuckin nerfed me bro

look it’s not my fault i attract east asian women that are spiritually white women

i was able to power it back on for just enough time to not get stuck outside my friends apartment

my irl asks why this is true

brat vinyl

so fun fact, my phone died on the phone with insurance

but don’t worry, my dad called his dad and they’re gonna pay for everything with no insurance involved (we are both incompetent children)

meh it’s fine

bumper is fucked

someone crashed into my car lol

ah shit my phones gonna die

i wanna write again :c i miss it. i just know i wouldn’t be proud of what id write nowadays

i think it buys too much into the self-aggrandizing narrative that humanities folks have some secret special knowledge behind the scenes that the layperson couldn’t understand. like yeah that’s defi true sometimes, but most of it’s just slop.

also “humanities” is like hella broad so it’s unclear if i’m exporting too much of my own experience where it doesn’t belong.

also tho i’ll say it’s easy for me to see someone give a take and recognize it as similar to something i’ve read, and actually misread the original point someone was making bc i filled in the gaps myself

i liked reading and i didn’t know what i was doing with my life. i took like a bazillion classes in summers too. mainly i just fucked myself by deciding on this plan as a freshman and evenly distributing my credits, so by the time i realized it was stupid it just made sense to wrap them all up

blegh i disagree with this dummy

i wrote a whole buncha bullshit in reply to this, but it was a whole buncha bullshit so i scrapped it

it was really dumb, i also got certificates in education policy and PEPP, i should’ve dropped something for CS but it was too late when i realized

majored in: 1. philosophy 2. poli sci 3. econ so yes i’m a fascist

god that’s so metal

no she deactivated 😭😭😭

vouch for juli as CHO (chief harassment officer)

this is true but this post is actually just skeetjacking the greatest poaster to ever do it

quoting for visibility on this important post.

some of us have been consent h8rs since day 1

some coworker wouldn’t believe me when i told him how something worked. i emailed a 20y tenure dev with the hopes of getting a quick “fuck off, duh” gut check reply, which i got. nice, mission accomplished. THEN THIS MORON REPLIES WITH A COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUESTION

now the poor dude is being dragged along in the cc line while workgroups get looped in, and we’re like 5 replies deep IM SORRY MATT 😭

inb4 threads name their instances after mushrooms too

bus......my such big bus ......

you should reconsider your policy on not inviting her to bsky so we can have fun too ☺️

lol nice @goeo.lol btfo

yea whoops i am literally illiterate 🙃

it was a fun rabbit hole to figure out what went wrong tho, these are cute records

mine are functionally identical 😭

this is flames bloomfie

yeah lmao why, do i look otherwise?

started e around 10/20ish but yknow i’ve been trannish for quite some time

as a fresh babytran i’m entitled to at least 6 more months of picrew posting

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