well yeah that’s the joke

> open a thread and i’m blocked by op > check clearsky for block date > buncha people blocked me on 6/12 oh nvm i was having an episode

i hate this explanation it’s too humanized but i felt compelled to make my observation somewhat legible

i’m scared to describe with words how important this is to me

her voice is fighting and struggling and failing and

i’m bawling in my office lol what’s wrong w me

i just raw dog youtube for music and auto skip with sponsor-block

oh nice the brazil duders got pronouns now

poof she’s gone

noo i’m just eepy >~>

my bias is that french girls are cute and should come sit in my lap 🥺what do i win for my honesty🥺

i need to find the northernlion clip that goes “the average [age] man is dumber than the average [age] woman” “that’s a bias” “i know!! but i believe it!!”

imagine the guy flying out to space to fix crowdstrike

writing it out makes it so hilariously obvious that they’re literally comic book villain tier

it’s company policy that our managers actually can’t speak as references lol

the dream 🥰

horrors beyond your imagination. we have a monopoly on a proprietary everything app, and clients hire specific IT folks just for maintaining our software. i’m tech support for those guys.

we couldn’t stuff more guys in this trench coat if we tried

but yeah i’m simply not built to be customer facing. sometimes i have to talk with CFOs and stuff which lol, lmao even.

most of my old friends quit, and we have rly high turnover. i should quit too im just scared and don’t have good tech credentials

it’s good to purge the normies as much as possible :)

it’s fun because it’s all automated. vpn into work at the wrong time? not enough active computer hours? automated email to manager. the software we make has a ton of “productivity reporting” and we make sure to use it internally too :) and then all employees are ranked when it comes to raises

oh i mean they absolutely are, computers are spyware, cameras everywhere, i’ve heard some people get caught in trouble based an image of their license plate, not enough clicks per hour, etc. but this is just boring old reporting to manager every clock-in and clock-out, plus extra workload

i’m being vague but i’ll just say they were unhappy with the absolute surplus value they were getting out of me 😉 and yeah it sucks

i know it will come as a shock to everyone here, but i am actually not a paragon of bourgeois virtue and my employer was not happy to discover this

now that i’m being monitored so heavily with work hours, im just entertaining myself by solving simple problems in convoluted ways. the data extract was ran with incorrect parameters? sure, i could re-run it correctly, or i could create a convoluted regex replacement to clean it up

when i took kasey’s appointment he was surprisingly punctual

who up dociling they body

how does anyone tolerate on-ear headphones

they should make a car button that communicates the equivalent of “hey thanks man”

i’m an incredibly selfish and unpleasant partner honestly

the thing is i literally don’t even use grub lol, so id be more than happy to replace the asshole. GRUB_DEFAULT=0 GRUB_TIMEOUT_STYLE=hidden GRUB_TIMEOUT=0

i think i may just be the dumbest guy btw

me: “huh, index out of range” me, hours later: “ohhh index out of range,, i should do something about that” this is almost too embarrassing to post

also i fucked my grub config and had to fix it w chroot, kinda on a roll tonight

in my defense i had never seen anything like the gi.repository thing before where it like creates files on the fly or something and that was interesting so i let myself get distracted

in the past two weeks i have become addicted to caffeine. it makes daily life more manageable but also has completely fucked my sleep schedule

istg ocr is the final boss of tech

lol all good hopefully didn't come across as hostile, i just think this place is funny

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because being gay is rad ☢️

wrong u listed the fag flag

is this a question or a statement

sorry im only loyal to one flag

also i'm probably being really stupid but i don't have an intuitive opposition to arbitrary embeds

too scared to @ anyone to ask but would be interested to hear paul/mary/hailey talk abt it

lol that’s cute what led you to believe that