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willow

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andromorphic angel


i'm being groomed live on blue sky dot com (yay :3)


ANYTHING FOR YOU FANGIRLS!!!1!!

kill the part the cringes etc etc hella cute imo

once again the pronoun empress hoarding all the good features for her/paw/vix-self 🙄

my work thinkpad is like this and i was able to change it in the bios
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oh wait duh you’re at an event and probably aren’t allowed to change it


kind of the opposite actually
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or rather, the type of philosophy i was interested in shifted significantly away from the type of material covered in my philosophy major courses after a breakup
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oh yea this too

not ur fault, you didn’t initiate my chungus life

meh it’s not like i use it for anything other than heating tea, but i guess you’ll have to bring it eventually? i requested repair but it’s spoopy

gonna end it all my sweet mouse, enjoy me while i last
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also heads up our microwave is giga fucked + r u coming home tonight

i’m actually being fucked on both ends today. after an upgrade, another customer ran into a known bug that erases data every time you view the record. this is happening because two months ago the customer lead marked the patches as “delivered” without actually sending them. i love working here. :)
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i suppose i should count myself lucky. 1) no end user data was corrupted, only build customizations in the staging environment 2) i’m not the one who has to spend hours re-building every record i touched for the past few months i just have to deliver the news and i feel bad for not noticing sooner
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when i informed the customer lead that he fucked up, this was the only response i got


gotta love when the github issue gets so dire someone posts a tutorial on how to install the competing project

customer: hey what the hell man with the latest update you broke the workflow that we absolutely should not have been doing under any circumstance me: ._.

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you are like other girls…. you failed to read my highly relevant omori gif


i wish i was an incel
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my caucasian xy chromosomes yearn to mourn my waning hegemony and treat women like objects
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i’m small and scared and sad and wanna be left alone forever

omfg i’m blushing so hard i was not built for this much responsibility
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where is a strong cunty woman to protect me in my time of need? waaaaa



but what if it is a cunty woman who will save me 😁 amendment: i love observing cunty women from afar and interacting with them when they aren’t angry with me 😁😁😁

For all women w, if w is cunty (C), then person p loves (L) w. ∀wC(w) -> L(p,w) ∃w~C(w) -> ~L(p,w) does not follow
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much less the stronger claim H(p,w)! that’s entirely unrelated!


i love cunty women

dog over ip with breeze dark

im gonna put you in a cup and carry you around
https://x.com/shouldhaverabit/status/1816292287686840459

i didn’t see the original post on my feed and radically misinterpreted this jsjshdjskkak

hehe yes above is joke you’re just a cute bunny, how could you be egoistic?? ˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚


there would be some serious freudian conundrums in the house

LOLOLOLOL i love ❓❓❓❓❓❓
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you are too powerful with a white board… whoever has given this to you has made a grave error in judgement….