part of the reason marx’s analysis that workers are compensated for the time it takes to produce and reproduce themselves is so brutal is that the weekend feels like just enough time to get back on my feet, but before i can start stretching out and pursuing my own interests, i’m knocked down again

and frustratingly, it instrumentalizes my so called “free time”. i couldn’t tell you why, but my entire life i have been deeply preoccupied with having autonomously determined free time; i have been and continue to be profoundly disquieted by its absence.

not until they repent for their chrome usage

with the aid of a small stimmy

you shouldn’t, who she is is bad

:(

what’s going on with your eyes

i’m too weak for a 5/2 work week split

don’t have one of those either 😎

non-spotify user swag

dotesmite appreciation post

sad she had to unlist vids, glad i had a fair amt in playlists

listening to her is actually incredibly emotionally for me. there are vanishingly few times in my life where i have felt understood in this way and able to resonate with someone's experiences and emotions on the particular dimensions she discusses. i am so appreciative.

this is actually a wholly inadequate passage for the contextual significance i'm experiencing but if i use my own words it would be offensively inapt to dotes' mode of impressionistic presentation

though also that is simply an excuse to leave the unexpress-able (translation: me being unwilling to express, both publicly and to myself) unexpressed

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

the state of the internet is so disheartening

could be paradise, but it's really just california NN7qF8rhMm8

i could never do it, i'd freeze under the pressure unless you gave me a stockpile a lewds i could trickle post, then no one would suspect a thing

sorry soap i tried @nanners.bsky.social you're up, time to lock in

you should have one of your loyal subjects tap in (aka give soap ur login credentials and see if anyone notices)

must be hard to be a cult leader

we'll slowly release them into the wild over time so all the fags following you don't get overwhelmed all at once

alter ego juli dark mode juli evil juli limited edition juli doppelganger juli quirked up white girl with the sauce juli

you're a super thick half black russian goth girl living in japan that pins me up against a wall and whispers "я использую Gentoo GNU/Linux" in my ear, thereby convincing me that i'm not a tough guy and rather a beta bitch

like where else are you gonna get bangers like this, tough guy?

this is a 1:1 irl description of @french.elfboy.quest

everything my friend

feminists gotta read pannekoek

submarine is an incredible return to form for the marías

i am neither a programmer nor a girl (jury is still out on cute) and i made the list, so i think you have bigger problems

no longer a pull request virgin

programmer btw

merged already who is she??

after the revolution when we abolish telemetry we should make fake data files for the kids with autism to play with

*simple* file transfer protocol (mediated through Kafkaesque horrors beyond human comprehension, despite being their own creation)

yeah, which is honestly impressive considering we actually host this customer’s servers and they’re basically down the hall. but between filezilla through citrix, nested vpns, etc….

enterprise file transfer btw this is for work lmao this place is so cooked

3.9MB file transferring. 07:19 elapsed, 18:48 left. Rad.

oh nice!! side note it’s cute watching your cursor wander as you change the volume lol

it’s so scuffed, each increment yields a notification so all the notifications persist over a minute past when she’s done adjusting

out of curiosity does quake live have a melee button

i feel like i’m watching a small rodent adapt to a disability and then claim “no actually it’s way better this way, i prefer having 3 legs and 1 eye”

damn you quoted first now i look like a fool

despite months of resistance, the delusions remain

her mouse is literally unusable she rebinds m4 and m5 to vol- and vol+

🤢🤢🤢

cold take: fn keys shouldn’t exist and laptop keyboards suck ass