i’m gonna strangle my officemate blow your nose dude pls stop snorting it’s so disgusting

tuesday is going to be my 9/11

the concept of a business dinner is an affront to god (me)

you have no idea how much my parents are clambering to get to know you - any given day they would drop all their plans to meet you again lol.

it’s really just a matter of how frequently i offer, and i kinda just don’t enjoy being around them much. but it seems significant to you so we’ll do it more often

i'm really fucking irritated

and terrible at everything :D

it has been confirmed yet again: most retarded man on the planet :) unfathomably incompetent and ineffectual

im so bad at this shit man LMAO

kinda fun tho ig, and it's mostly selfish so idrc. longing for a era where i had ample disposable time to pursue worthless amateur passion projects

forgot how painful audiobooking can be voca.ro/1jRoRfNDe9Qf

she just loves taking up 75% of the bed, sticking her elbow in my face, and shoving me into drywall while i sleep nvm go back to the tents

:P i love her sm

y’all have no idea how hard it was to sleep at night knowing her only allies were fucking hasan viewers 💀

aaaa ily22 meow meow

this never stops being true

i’m not that guy!!! reee

always so narcissistic, not everything is abt u (this however, is)

i’m just that predictable huh

you’re the only one that gets me 🥺 (first read as /hj, then as /gen)

i need something in my bio like “assume all posts are /s unless accompanied by a citation, and even then don’t be too sure”

life is hard for anti-liberal liberal ironists who also have several diagnosed mental disorders and a fat ass😔

i’m bravely throwing the cops/fash off her trail by lying on the internet (i am brilliant and revolutionary)

we should break community guideline #11 with her in the tents 🥺👉👈

how did this take 3 attempts to get right my brain is so cooked

egocoms stay winning

chat i’m starting to think there may be limitations to the method of pointing out liberal hypocrisy

i.e. radlibs read up a book challenge (impossible)

“a post-capitalist society would go beyond the realisation of bourgeois norms” (disclaimer: i don’t think this passage exhausts all senses in which immanent critique is used)

i veto her accusation and grant you all the valor you want to pillage

worried abt her n i wna cry

update: crying a lot

keep getting hit with waves of nausea and turning into a sniveling mess fuck the state

btw tyvm @isaacr.me makes me feel a lot better that she has you

there are like 5 total players and they’re all shit

lol wait what

wack

i should become an alcoholic

new idea: shut the fuck up indefinite ban on posting and speaking to anyone

this is less lazy and more malicious but

it’s actually a common observation that anarchists read capital more than communists, but it’s like the only significant thing they ever read so basically you’re fitting in just fine

i can’t find it rn but i’m looking for that classic ML discord reading list screenshot that’s like 2 pages long and doesn’t have capital on it lmao

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go sleep i'll be fine been here before

idk

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