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willow
dreary.dev
did:plc:hx53snho72xoj7zqt5uice4u
andromorphic angel
i would transcribe all of them but all the solutions i’ve found are time consuming, expensive, and/or very cumbersome
is grooming transitive? mathematicians in shambles trying to figure this out
one of these is extremely funny to me
oh that’s cute we have different dates
hi jules i’m in the past rn
my favorite part is the ominous heavy panting for 10 seconds
it doesn’t count as a presidential assassination if we act now
i was gonna insult your intelligence but i worried the public wouldn’t get our semi-consensual domestic abuse situation
okay let’s not get carried away now you colonial scum
i’m not like other girls (mysterious) (confusing) (baffling) (but like literally what is wrong with her tho)
you pleasuring both a brit and an american could have prevented the war of independence
saying this in an american accent is so funny to me for some reason
gRANdAy sEcTiOn
postmodern neomarxist liberals out here always causing a fuss. whatever happened to hard work 🇺🇸
trust the plan 🙏🛐🧖♂️🚀✨
smh always gotta make it a class thing
what’s next, your access to commodities is determined by the monetary funds you possess?
EW THAT KEYBOARD
okay but can we talk about her nails chat 😳
wait did you legal change name?
truscum cass back at it again 🙄 always on this biodeterminism shit. as a feminist….
moooom they’re affirming my gender identity by denying my gender identity again >:(
ummm hello?? hurtful 🤕
ur stat wheel is so lopsided its based
you’d be fun to kiss >.<
three way stuff has never really interested me but rn i’m excited fantasizing about it
well yeah ofc but that’s your river to wade, not everyone is capable of my fearless scorched earth open book policy (rugged) (manly)
voyeur
you at least have to come join us after getting a video
pshhh details schmetails
but height was average too yea prolly 5’6”ish
i have jokes i want to make that are way too unhinged and i’ve already crossed the line LOL
only the most dispassionate procedural forehead kissing imaginable
pls ignore how much i’m blushing and that my heart is racing and im stumbling over myself hoping you like me
oh wait we forgot my favorite part
emily is actually an average sized* redhead that’s too into D&D and lives in squalor
(*american average sized [im sorry this is mean])
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View in bsky.appwe love you too awaaaa (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ
jules, bored to death reading the same story twice: maybe if i toss them a pity awww they’ll leave me alone
i also meet kasey around this time and i poorly explain my non-monogamy to her, to which she reasonably interprets as me having no affectionate interest in her whatsoever. when we hang out i tell her about emily (mostly complaining about how boring it is, explicitly comparing to kasey and how
1 repliesmuch more i enjoy her company). i’m hard crushing on kasey at this point and try to cuddle and be close as much as i can, one time i kissed her forehead on impulse and she let it go. she would hug me before leaving and i always really looked forward to that,, she was so smol and my arms fit so nice
1 repliesthis was way too long bc i was gushing eee
that’s how they lure you in, you think you’re gonna touch grass but you’re actually still on a keyboard, but this time you’re surrounded by florescent lights and loud noises and social interaction doing the bidding of a corporation you hate
this was meant to be a joke but it became a ventpost