extremely American VNs with japanese honorifics and settings are a little weird as a reader, but mostly just anthropologically cute

one-tricking at a sufficiently high level in ranked is enough to make one a lifelong devotee of john dewey and william james

yuri

NTR writing is crazy man

this was a rly good decision

make memory safe programs in Rust, not war

#!/bin/bash the fash

no gods, no Haskell devs

lua lives matter

(okay this one was too far)

anti-javascript aktion

incredible opening

okay but my heart isn’t good at storing gigabytes of quake live footage

surely if i lean into the creepy hard enough it’ll loop back into being endearing… right?

look you know i have an archiving problem (don’t even get me started on the days of footage i have of you)

obviously, i have a dedicated folder

that’s why we need a curated magazine !! and they were very good dw

ngl i don’t know licenses i just grabbed one out of a hat, but im pretty sure you just made that up nice try

she askeeeedd (because i was gassing you up) we should make a porn mag featuring just you to simplify things

LOL JULES akwjwhkqjdjdj

implied MIT license i’m in the clear

my friend went to the zoo

its super in-style rn we have no choice but to stan

ur so hot ur so hot ur so hot

OKAY UR SO REAL FOR THIS

what’re you gna read tonight mommy ?

on my hands and knees yelping for you 🥺🐾

i’m conflicted bc the banter is actually one of the most pernicious toxic masc things in male-dominated spaces but on the other hand it’s so damn funny (and he was so hot b4 its actually so sad)

me rn

uh-uhm,,, meow i mean um,,, meow ah srry i mean,,,,,,,,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

well we can’t have you making choices for yourself, now can we? don’t worry darling i’ll make all the decisions for you, don’t worry your pretty little head about a thing ^-^

i forgot ur in ur 2nd wave feminism arc this won’t go over well

she’s good for it, trust i’ll let you borrow her some time

words i never thought id hear kasey say

that’s heat, absolute banger babe

i’m yearning now,,,,,,

if u post it i will move in with you and then evict you

but she’s frowning at me and smelly don’t “it’s just a blue door ma’am” me >:(

i sent you a pic once forever ago with my tongue out and i’ve been horrified of it ever since and wanted to die

what is this windy bear supposed to inspire in me

i thought you were embarrassed that’s why i censored

damnit

i agree tbh, i was skeptical before but we found the one valid application

probability this stays up: 37%

at my funeral: willow is survived by her loyal oomfs: isaac juli parasite mary anna oh and kasey ig

probably for the best that this one stayed in the drafts

cons - opportunity cost of my like 3 wfh days

having local oomfs is goated magical fairies in my phone tell me what the weather is gonna be like in the future (i refuse to check the app myself out of principle)

should i work from home tomorrow

wow you were so prescient, even before your bat mitzvah