you wouldn’t get it joker png

sitting immobile at a computer for 10 hours kicks ass when it’s voluntary and sucks shit when it’s not

i can’t find that one willow post that goes “i hope i get blood clots and die”

lol i have a confidence problem.

spent the last couple days stressing over troubleshooting a few tickets going way more in-depth than necessary (peeked into enough black boxes for a lifetime), and when i finally got on a call with the customer everything worked first try

never trust a user when they say they performed a workflow correctly

i’d love nothing more 🩷

honestly i’m just glad they didn’t forget about the poor guy

i’ll take some temporary egregious bugs if it means they finally fix the other ones

also a few unsearchable ones

we’ve already done this

i had to search from:me domain:youtu.be to find this bc i was too lazy to get out of bed and grep my repo for borgar king

i love that every time shizu and i interact he decides hes had enough of the internet and deactivates

why are you discriminating against one of my two male modes

btw jules root is still true

i'm allowed to whore my past self out in a hypothetical

problem?

i found the original pic and i was actually 15 so i'm like legal in france right

yet another diza W

(get it? it’s a callback to bsky.app/profile/di.z...)

required field*

i should really clean those up probably

god i'm so cool

real

violet forcefem goes crazy

remind me to stay off injections

can’t believe you’re more woke than me

you know me so well <3

i lied i was just being a tsundere for fun

🙋‍♀️

mr paizuri what do u think of “bucketloads of bukkake”

lmfao i did this too

solved by simply ceasing to create things rss-update-worthy

in the same narrow strip as everyone else because apparently the alternative is impossible

im a boy again

lol the fact that quoted was posted in september is awesome (i started e in october)

hedonic third positionism

hey me too

hi

3am chats are really cozy and generative :)

me, today and yesterday

eris foot cam

when the time comes, she must leave you - she wishes to spend the limited time she has until then by your side

girls rule boys drool