excuse my ignorance but is a residential like a university dorm or something else entirely?

wtf that is an insane reaction lol lil bro (feminine-coded) is like half a century behind on the meta

i wanna but i hate his voice 😔

to the tatted and pierced 5’4” asian twink in a sleeveless shirt that sometimes switches it up and comes into work with long hair dressed extremely fem… if only your personality wasn’t insufferable and being around you wasn’t unbearable you’d be so cool

it happened again today btw “i’m loving this new microsoft update! everything is so smooth and rounded” “woah it changed your wallpaper too that’s so cool… wait did i get that update? i can’t tell” i’m ready to accept the fact that i’m in the minority here apparently

its just wild to me that you can reinstall your OS and not notice and like ig a bunch of your stuff is in the cloud or whatever but idk bro like ‘microsoft update’ cmon man LOL

girls gfto is incelcore’s readth

iykyk

omg ur so pretty 🥰🥰🥰 awaaaaaa

mfw microwaveable sloth isn’t enough for you 🥹

is twitter trying to tell me something @kasey.cafe

it’s weird how school imposes breadth during formative years and capital imposes specialization thereafter

like technocratically it makes sense, and largely it’s actually capital imposing both, but experiencing the two poles of pressure is odd

breeze cursors appreciation post

today in cass x willow power couple moments: posting about hating people in positions of authority

executives are truly the most retarded class of people. i don’t understand how you get paid so much to understand so little and then harass your IT team to make number go up. no specifics, just impassioned speech about “making it to the top” and demands for results. you’re a fucking moron.

posting without context

(okay fine have some context)

lol i stayed at work for a couple extra hours for a 5pm meeting and only two people showed up. we’re rescheduling the meeting to include everyone *and* sitting through this one anyway plus i have to show up tmrw at 7am i’m so tired i wanna die

soft baby faggot getting paid too much for an cushy email job: “aaaa my life is so hard i’m being exploited” and she’s right

when did we get so babe-pilled it’s so cringe

LOL REAL retvrn 2 tradition

the poasters cry out in despair: “please don’t leave us!!” “our reply chains will be tattered and broken!!” “post feet lolz” “i’ll miss u, stay safe 😔✊💜”

i couldn't figure out a nice way to hint at the fact that it was ara.lol version 349

i had a dream this happened

:c hope everything’s oki

my main activity tonight was ostensibly watching anime i made it through 3 episodes gn bsky i failed u

YOU CANT EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS i have a reputation to maintain, everyone here thinks im super swag babe pls

another convert to the cult of burgerland! to be fair, what passes as love in america is actually just dismal toleration and domestic abuse so you’re not missing much

french love: romantic atmosphere, passionate staring into the depths of each others’ souls, beating hearts with flares of lust, the heights of human experience manifesting in softly expressed poetic language american love:

call me a bayesian the way i’m updating my priors

*sobs* i knowww, that what the original joke was i was supposed to sway you from your current position that piracy is ethical to you thinking it was unethical T-T

i think u misread 'unethical' bc theres no way youre gonna destroy the bandcampers' dreams by dutifully paying your share like a cuck

okay thank you this scratches like 20% of the itch its objectively better but idc, the one i'm thinking of is 2cute ;-;

YES I FOUND IT

glad to see you're so easily swayed from your morals for my next trick i will convince you that piracy is unethical

she threw herself at me!!! how am i supposed to say no to that face?

it'll be your fault for getting ground up by the corporate machine :(

do you think we'll keep acting like this when we're 50

or rather, when i'm 50 and you're 49 (problematic age gap 😬)

im losing my mind trying to find the image its a black and white drawn panel of a boy on the left talking about something passionately and a girl on the right staring at him with a lovey look. it's usually used in contexts of autistic ppl talking about their interests and ppl finding it hot

le me: *does a misogyny* (wokely)

"okay babe i think i came up with something big..." and its just

i will die of embarrassment (it was my first ever audiobook recording and was so scuffed qq - i even messed up the pairing the slides with audio LOL)

i have to be careful with what i suggest first bc you'll never trust my suggestions again if it goes bad who needs a world view? is my personal fav (and i would recommend above adorno tbh)

0% failure rate, it's always correct advice not that anyone has actually ever followed it, so 0% success rate as well

quick babe do 0/0

fr tho if ur catholic and even moderately interested in politics or philosophy: highly recommend Not Thinking Like a Liberal ^-^