im any/all except if you they/them me you're a coward and/or being respectful of my ambiguous presentation and if you she/her me you're hugboxing me and/or inducing gender euphoria and if you he/him me you are choosing the correct/desired contextual option and/or misgendering me

im this but in reverse

the harem should do furry secret santa where we all commission fursonas for one another

that's what dialectics is all about

we've cycled through like a dozen kasey personalities since then, i consider myself lucky that the theorycel one lasted long enough to make her read stirner and marx

excuse me?

wait a minute, new coparent option just dropped

justin bieber says not to do this

fffuuuuuck yea thats the shit

idc if the meta has moved on this version still hits

can you be annoying on your alt then so i can see...

i've got like 4 more months of 24, you think there's time?

i have a book for you if you wanna know...

(the whole thing is basically about this)

im glad the subtweet reached its intended target

blue pfps dni (i always mistake you for this guy and get sad when i can't actually refresh my feed)

my impression of you is akin to a church girl who thinks of herself as a misbehaving rebel for doing things everyone else thinks is normal /pos

yea lol i haven't touched it in ages (and the code quality is embarrassingly poor). i'd happily merge any prs if you felt like fixing things but don't see myself actively maintaining it

=^.^=

be nice to her 🐢

god works in mysterious ways...

if you update your profile info and it goes poof because the record references did, handle, display name

typing indicators and read receipts were invented by the demon lord

or yknow, whoever the villain in stardew valley is

you're only saying that because you're a pervert who likes to grope me while we talk

slightly tangential but my favorite phrasing related to this sentiment: github.com/did-method-p...

i swapped from iphone 13 to oneplus 15 a couple months back, and it was a surprisingly smooth transition as someone who's never used an android before

shame...

if your friends don't make you feel a little self concious you're not better than you currently are, you probably aren't friends with the right people

everyone sleeps on cinnamon !! i used it on my archtop and it's cute

throwback to my favorite one of these

shame that dreary blacksky deleted this post

okay but counterpoint

say u don't mean that 🥺

it's called artistic intent anna

i totally havent used cheatengine before to get around this

this is one of the many ways kasey refers to me

not saying i'm your type of guy or anything..

i'm coworkers with a guy who just discovered Programmers Are Also Human and he keeps saying things like "LGTM 🔥" and "in the 90s we would do this with a one-liner in perl" despite having no dev experience

someone asked him what it meant and he said "let's get this money"

enby named dreary: yea

idk but people keep trying to make me into one to boost the numbers

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