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alice roberts

alice.dreary.dev

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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.


it's okay, not everyone can be perfect (but a lot more could be if they read adorno)

this is the most agonizing betrayal i have ever been subjected to

nor i with you, my goat soap


the groom is serving maximum cunt we love to see it


this can’t keep happening to me

like politics/aesthetics/ethics/etc? not looking for specifics just like general area/vibe i get wrong

northernlion voice: thank u diza, thank you thank you

hahaha i actually laughed out loud


wow you and hailey work fast

i wish 🫠😵‍💫😍😖

muhehe :) what important task are you doing?

another satisfied customer!


because it’s unironically entertaining getting messages from people
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most are just “i love the youtube music u post waow” or the artist themselves

having a public discord account is fun

*muffled screaming*: ₙₒₒₒ ᵢₜₛ ₙₒₜ ₘₑ



thank you eris for supporting me in my time of need 😭🙏🫡💖 we’ll get through these dark times together

i mean maybe this is true if you mean her cock is the size of this rat
https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/worlds-biggest-rat-terrifying-rodent-6885900

btw while you were out the po-po smited me so i look like this now…

guys,, i’m coming out as./ a hamster :( /gen- real actual alice roberts
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i’d like to issue an apology and retraction for my adoring fans. this post quality is not up to the standard you’ve come to know and love from Alice Roberts, and that’s because it’s a FRAUD. my BITCH WIFE _STOLE_ my phone while i was UNCONSCIOUS. i hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
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do not blame her though, she cannot help being unfunny. she has a debilitating condition (she is a woman)

sorry i only play good roguelites

this is intentional behavior and good design, it just has rather funny effects when taken to the extreme. but its true working with time is horrible lol

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oh yeah i know, this one looks more gnarly but it’s safe, i just pulled it for the one guy who was curious about fake dates lol

this poor package wasn't ready for elaina stress testing

a thing of beauty honestly


lol nope. contemporary leap year validation would be something i would expect
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in case you want the precise answer to what dates qualify and don't, this is what the regular expression looks like lol. courtesy of github.com/Bwca/package...

ok that's gotta be racist right
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not all koreans are fluent in regex bsky!!!


yeah i defi didn’t follow the trail i was just poking around the repo and thought it was funny
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nvm i'm stupid it's actually extremely clear where validation is done. lol its just npm iso-datestring-validator. still funny something else tries to check for year 0ish github.com/bluesky-soci...
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submitting a pr to fix "an" to "a" so when i get rejected at least it's grammatically correct

random thing you might be interested in: seems like they may have tried to explicitly exclude this case? github.com/bluesky-soci...



now that you’ve finally stopped gooning you can become a productive member of society

niiiiice. i realized i was lazy and didn’t try just hard coding a timestamp string but im assuming it does a length check at some point for double digits?

oh yeah my manager accidentally leaked that the customer i recently started kicked out the last girl which is super funny