i’m a feed completionist, because i scope my feeds appropriately

(this was inspired by youtube “most relevant” in the subs tab being redundant because im going to scroll through it all)

but also meow2 not lookin so hot since my real employee of the month relocated and got a new job

if i ever get married im not wearing a ring

gail got me the closest thing to a perfect ring when we were together, it was this unassuming dark gray band with a rough texture

although i think it was slightly too small a fit i had already outgrown it in a way, or maybe it was aptly constraining (pseud reading too much into a metaphor)

no ca$h demos are so peak dude

cashless and pathetic, kill your parents

airplane audios are really lovely

i’m less of an anxious and needy mess nowadays but it is pleasant to have the company

doubly so when you’re in this weird isolating yet overwhelming social environment

i saw the pic before taking off and was like “WTF EM WOW”

kasey laughed at mine last time she saw it, i think i have to retire permanently from competing after that

freudian slips are outdated, psychoanalysis must modernize to autocorrect typos

i like that the replies tab has optimistic writes visible before the rest of em

i wonder how that works with rkey tho, since presumably they don’t work that out ahead of time. timestamp index clutch method?

oh hm tho, how would share links work then. i could probably look at social-app code if i cared

taking hrt is one of the most performative male things you can do

this is like a great 5min bit for the queer comedy club

i’m starting to think my posts aren’t gonna make it from this wifi

literally what a fascinating guy, only imessages and chatgpt in a folder on his home dock

embrace the future 🚀

get ready, i’ve got a backlog of posts about to come thru

to the guy sitting next to me in a sport coat and jeans making a board of directors powerpoint: pack it up bro you’re in 23C and ngmi

ok but genuinely this is so funny, corporate america is daycare for the gerontocracy

less sanguine these days but i’ll still allow myself some joy

unclear what the second clause should be, and it makes a big difference in terms of agency “won’t deny myself” vs “still pursue” but i think it’s a mistake to emphasize my agency, the optimism resides in the ontology yknow

there’s this 50yo guy with his wife at my gate that’s doing clinical workflows with a triple monitor laptop

real recognize real brother

i’m the most docile and compliant little guy i’m so good at going through airport security

i was watching this pilot vid once and MSN came up and he made fun of it as rinky dink and that no one knows about it

he was right this place blows fr

who up spacing they repetition

i won’t have business attire if this happens but who cares tbh, it’s an analyst trip

probably a mistake but i decided to take it with me this time. not to work but maybe i can pop over to denver directly and save myself a day of flying

i vow to not vpn until like, sunday

(unless i’m showing off)

sexual dimorphism is crazy

maybe kasey was right this tiktok shit is inspirational

i’m gonna make a tiktok trying out each one and putting them in a tier list

tier lists are youtube-coded but i’m easing into the culture okay

what ever happened to demiboys

wallet is mocking me :(

chaining 4 surge protectors is not a “fire hazard” babe

so many accidents on the road today

sometimes you gotta feel some sympathy for the pigs, like running all over town “sigh… can’t these fuckers stay on the road dude”

wtf apple you can’t call her that!

+2?

jk i just said that for the bit, im a little sad so im trying to keep spirits high, im tired

it’s like nbd tho, i know im mostly just wiped from the environment and ill be good after a few hours home