come at me

i’ve been reunited with my kittens btw

soap i forgot again

maybe this account is a bad idea, i was kinda not very smart back then, and i shared a little more than i'm entirely comfortable with

2021 me was funny

i’ve decided to speedrun assimilation into trans womanhood by falling for girls in other countries

i'd really like to meet some of you irl

get his ass enzo

my preferred relationship mode is hermaphroditic

US department of burger security

okay i actually almost fainted walking downstairs and all the blood drained from my head

they got to me chat

i avoid politic posting a bit more now bc i don’t really feel like being annoyed by replies

i really love winter

we love a good 4pm financial risk escalation on the friday before a holiday

YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS BUT I AM IN FACT. THAT BITCH.

hopefully i was more comfy and helpful than obnoxious tonight

does anyone wanna start dating to balance out my half of the polycule

okay the schedule isn’t terrible but the unstructured assignments i have suck fucking balls

THEY LOCKED DOWN MY SECURITY SO I CANT EVEN CHECK IT MYSELF

i really don’t wanna go to this meeting but after i do, my sched isn’t terrible

bruh what

as a programmer, i prefer girls with pubes. it’s better to spend my leisure time on the happy path

i genuinely have no clue how this is your full time job and you don’t know how to open network devtools

i have tgirl bladder syndrome now

kasey’s recent pinterest posting has reminded me that i still have access to the board my ex made for us lol

it can’t keep happening!!!! this is a travesty!!!! (another one of my cute customer co-workers is pregnant)

i’m like 98% sure i have a birthmark that wasn’t there before

new strat i’m going to stick my fingers in my ears and run away, everyone makes me sad

i think i gotta stop engaging w christian bloomfs, im getting too much secondhand embarrassment

universalism is obviously massive copium right

i think it’s okay to be frustrated with decisions that open source maintainers make. yeah you can fork and maintain your own but sometimes that’s like a lot man

listening to Being as an Ocean again

i'm kinda nostalgiac for the time gail and i took a break

my corpo physically gathered 2000 employees together to listen to an irl podcast about ai

it’s been kinda bad again lately. probably caffeine twitches

something i miss about life before adulthood is that i used to be able to avoid some responsibilities because of mental health issues

this is what it’s like hanging out with kasey

i am severely tired and unwell

real test ```py for soap in soaps: if soap === "jonas": print("hi chat") ```

# waow

My world was forcibly closed. I struggled, but I sunk down below consciousness as if there were weights tied to my legs. " " I screamed something out, but the words held no shape. The outline of my ego lost its shape, and I sunk down into the depths, like a sugar cube dissolving in water.

sorry i’m just confused and desperate

this could’ve been a list comprehension

michael-heinrich-fancam.mp4

new use for pdsls just dropped