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you know willow is having a hard time when she crashes and takes a nap

i enjoyed being surrounded by only women this week. it allowed me to embrace more masculine characteristics of my personality, but in a way that felt safe

i seriously dislike the person i have become and will continue to become. it's not like there was ever an old me i liked, but this guy sucks

i miss old harbleu streams and gurululz before he hit it big

pov: you come home from your business trip and your gf is watching Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson
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the only bsky subscription i want is a subscription to fend off the implementation of subscription features
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lore snippet: kasey and i were twt moots (that never interacted) a year before meeting irl by chance

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could you imagine if gifgate happened now instead of a few days ago


my outfit choices add about 50lbs to my appearance
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chat can we agree to stop posting the worst philosophy of mind takes
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i am the only male on this trip, in a room with 20 other girls for 10 hours a day

i am serving ‘recently divorced uncle at christmas’ today
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had to explain ‘based’ to my zillennial coworker. i thought that word had breached containment to normieville by now

i turned on Discover and Popular with Friends for a second and damn, lists are simply the optimal feed
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my hotel didn’t renew their SSL certs blawg it’s so over


this woman is so ass at driving 🥹

1. she smells nice 😄 2. she has a boyfriend 😣 3. her boyfriend is short and fat and ugly 😄 so you’re saying there’s a chance…
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i may not be a good programmer but i’m at least like a 80th percentile user
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you don’t deserve a confirmation code bro look at your account 😭

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airport security got held up because an amish man was trying to pass through with a home made router that looked like a bomb

i believe in male socialization theory because it’s the only explanation for my inexplicable admiration of 17yo white sadboi soundcloud rap

my girlfriend was born in 2009


i don’t like that my vocabulary has become more dull

i think i should be more quiet
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academics should release their books in markdown format
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noooo they took france in the faggot divorce 😭😭
https://x.com/lgbpatriots/status/1855629898586718596


since the election is over i can finally admit that this guy is comedy gold





chat i've been CORScucked yet again
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poor man's personal resolveHandle: in the notifications tab click on a post of yours that people have interacted with and look at the url
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okay so this like mostly worked

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one of the neat parts about my setup is that new features are very apparent


okay i won’t lie i thought y’all were lying about your titties hurting, this shit is no joke lol
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the cold would be nice on my skin if i didn’t feel like throwing up

i’ve cognitively sundowned significantly since graduation

i will continue to volunteer to check my bag until i get burned by it

reading theory
I call for a new left that will celebrate and embrace the myriad potentialities of heterosexual male joy
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friend from 2021 just hit me up
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i could say i become 1000x more incompetent in front of other people but it’s actually that im terrible and unpracticed at anything that could reasonably occur with an audience

i wanna go home