i just love distorted guitars

i cum like 2 drops of water now

when i’m in a misrepresenting the alternative competition and my opponent is a mastodon user

post a you from a different era

flirting with her on teams

i’ve decided to give up on aspiring to intelligence. i’m far behind and my improvements are at such a pathetic rate. it doesn’t matter if it’s circumstance or deficient character, it’s a waste to try. i’ll be happier giving up, and you’d be sparing them the secondhand embarrassment. avoid failure.

i like the way jules uses “such” the same way i like 2022 kasey’s use of “rather”

i spent like 4 hours today banging my head into the wall troubleshooting until i found 4 distinct issues all at once

we’re boycore today

snowkase

why is my computer running like shit? oh, windows defender decided to start scanning every file in the background, nice.

your inbox: 481 items 🙂

i feel fucking disgusting. winter is a sensitive and reflective time for me. i must have been better off a year ago, but that can’t be right. my retrospective evaluation is warped. i have never been happy, and i never will be (hopefully).

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i don’t have many fond memories of my exes, but i do have mostly positive evaluations of all of them

here ya go losers, chromeslop is served

i can hear my upstairs neighbors having sex and damn they are really having a good time

fuck off

does anyone else think it’s fucked up that bsky pbc monopolizes auth for mushroom pds??

i’m a big dan fan btw

heh nice i thought i remembered recontextualizing it like this

pedogang lily (not lily14) was really cool, i hope she’s doing alright

i’m kinda really stupid

now that the playlist is out, you can confirm the tracks i looped were just emo boy slop this year

opened twitter for a second and got confused when my like on a post persisted

i wish i was an ugly fat online bug

omg @futanari.tentacle.expert i should start “mid bluesky” and it’s just a list of your closed PRs

brain emo

the real reason trump promised not to ban tiktok is that he was worried about more people flocking to bluesky, the short form video content platform, while it’s already experiencing so much strain recently

my apartment is a mess and i am too sad to care

in celebration of my refreshed adoption of garbage volume-posting, a thread of songs i listened to tonight

oh neat that's just text hanging out inside a div raw

big fan of has:()

hey frontend bsky team i love the work you do but can i start a petition to burn the guy at the stake doing this

i am the first-generation-mexican-american of bluesky (i think all immigration should have stopped the moment i got naturalized)

great news chat

i think i might have lost my credit card we’ll find out in about 20 mins

mary

i want my anxiety back

it’s taunting me

fun fact: if you like every post in this thread at once, it looks wacky

it’s super painful because i spend all my time at work, where i get blank stares if i use works as simple as “deterministic”, so i have to dumb myself down

i am burnt out

i really need to buy groceries

ah, the good old days…

i'm tired and grumpy and i wish i had more time to decompress and i wish the world would leave me alone :)

we're ported

i clicked on samuel’s gif and all the sudden i’m trapped frozen, with berd’s lifeless eyes staring into my soul